Jordan Bowery

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Good luck to him. He always gave us 100%. I hope he enjoyed his shot at the Premier League.

Just one shot?
And one goal.
Good average that!

[cdbearsfan]

Last straw for me. If they'd sent me my season ticket yet I'd be tearing it up. He could've been our Messi.

Sack the Board.

[MoetVillan]

Good luck mate

[London Villan]

I guess compared to heskey he's been decent value...

[django]

Never had more than a few minutes in his proper position. Created a couple of goals which probably matches up favourably with super-marc and N'Zogbia over the same period. Best of luck to him.

[olaftab]

Jordan good luck. I hope you have a very long career in football.

[kippaxvilla2]

April 11th 2014.  Paul Lambert on being impressed with Jordan Bowerys improvement.  'Jordan was excellent at stoke he hasn't played for a long time.  I thought he was outstanding on the right side for us.  He has a lot of potential.'  June 10th 2014.  Aston Villa striker Jordan Bowery joins Rotherham United for an undisclosed fee.

[adrenachrome]

April 11th 2014.  Paul Lambert on being impressed with Jordan Bowerys improvement.  'Jordan was excellent at stoke he hasn't played for a long time.  I thought he was outstanding on the right side for us.  He has a lot of potential.'  June 10th 2014.  Aston Villa striker Jordan Bowery joins Rotherham United for an undisclosed fee.

You gotta learn the LamboLimboLingo to abstract he essence from the formal appearance of the text. Then you would discern  that  what he was really saying was "I'll be fucking the useless oaf off early doors. This gig is FUBAR. The franchise is fucked also".

[cdbearsfan]

I wish him all the best, he always tried his hardest. Plenty of Villa players with more talent would've been far better had they tried as much as our Jordan. I'm looking at you Stephen Ireland.

[supertom]

I wish him all the best, he always tried his hardest. Plenty of Villa players with more talent would've been far better had they tried as much as our Jordan. I'm looking at you Stephen Ireland.

Don't stare too long. He's still got the same soulless eyes, like piss-holes in the snow.

[eamonn]

He banged Tulisa?

[mr underhill]

that's the only real point of interest in this thread. The lucky, lucky boy

[brian green]

Who is Tulisa?  From the drooling I deduce that she is female and highly prized but in what way? An heiress? Pop star? Glamour model? Athlete? I need to know this stuff to be able to converse with my grandsons.

[brian green]

In case you think I am taking the piss I am the man who, in the green room after one of my son's shows asked Britney Spears what she did for a living.

[Ian.]

Blimey, Damon must be more famous than I thought. He has a room named after him during his shows and has groupies like Britney sitting in it.