Fair play to you for giving it a try, perhaps if co-ordinated for an away match you might get more of the guys who are perhaps less lethargic. Not a criticism just more of an observation. Bradford away perhaps?
Lets face it, the team needs all the help it can get at the moment and if the opposing striker slips on some bog roll just as he's about to despatch one into the back of our net then it'll have worked!