Caption Competition

[danlanza]

CB "Your Mom, that's who!"

[stuart445]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he Score One or Two?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I'm Christian Benteke, the most powerful Striker in the world, and would snap your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[dave.woodhall]

Welcome back Stu. What kept you?

[stuart445]

glad to be proved wrong dave

[Hookeysmith]

"Are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite"

[Simba]

"Your Mother owes my dog change".

[Bad English]

What dost thou know me for?

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny the least syllable of thy addition.

[Clampy]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he Score One or Two?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I'm Christian Benteke, the most powerful Striker in the world, and would snap your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Someone used to have concerns.