Caption Competition

[OCD]

GJ: "I've just shit myself."

[eamonn]

I'm gonna pass on my shreddies, porridge and weetabix breakfast with belgian waffles and low-fat syrup combo tomorrow. I think I might just have you instead.

[Jimbo]

"I can see your hospital bed from up here."

[Gareth]

Oi Glenda.....we need to 'talk' about that Suarez t-shirt

[olaftab]

"Oh OK Suarez sent you over to ask what do I have for breakfast?  I have Centre Backs followed by Full backs so if I were you I'll get off the pitch  double quick".

[danlanza]

" We are Villa mate"

[Yossarian]

I can't quit yooou

[VILLA MOLE]

i have had bigger wanks than you son

[TEMPORALIS]

"Ohhhh, I could crush a grape"

[D.boy]

CB," I'm wearing these gloves so I don't leave any evidence when I take you out of my pocket after the final whistle"

[Phil from the upper holte]

I must break you

[Chipsticks]

We're going to have sex. Because I'm stronger than you are.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Andy Gray ! Brian Little ! Dennis Mortimer ! Dean Saunders! Christian Benteke !
Christian Benteke can you hear me ? Our boys took a hell of a beating !  (Again)

[MarkM]

"I'm going to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chiant"

[Mazrim]

"I'm gonna tear you a new Suarez".