Liverpool v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread

[Lambert and Payne]

Good rendition of one Ian Taylor from the Claret and Blue army

[Chipsticks]

Does Santa really live in the North Pole? Let's look at the evidence.
1. Wears red and white
2. Can get into locked houses a piece of piss
3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace
4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle
5. Only works one day a year

North Pole my arse! Hes a fucking Scouser!

Fantastic.

[not3bad]

Does Santa really live in the North Pole? Let's look at the evidence.
1. Wears red and white
2. Can get into locked houses a piece of piss
3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace
4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle
5. Only works one day a year

North Pole my arse! Hes a fucking Scouser!

Fantastic.

Are yewe callin' Farder Christmas a scouser?!  *Calms down*

[Lambert and Payne]

Sterling is good at going down before contact isn't he?

[Lambert and Payne]

5 RON VLAARS!

[saunders_heroes]

Ha ha, what a fantastic performance, I take it all back, we were immense!

[Rigadon]

Ha ha, what a fantastic performance, I take it all back, we were immense!

Hallelujah! 

[KevinGage]

Happier with this result than I was with the Norwich one, for some weird reason. 

Individually, that back 3/5 looks suspect. Well perhaps suspect is the wrong word, raw/ green.  But the key seems to be they know each other. Clark and Baker came through at the same time, and Herd gives us mobility at the back. We seem to have found a formation that suits us.

I hope Benteke is with us for at least 2/3 years.

[olaftab]

Micro dick! Mine also includes all the names and addresses of that season's season ticket holders.

By the way I have moved a couple of times since the address you have.  I now live at number 1 High Street,
The land of angels, the great city of
immortality, various of devine gems,
the great angelic land unconquerable,
land of nine noble gems, the royal city, the pleasant capital,
place of the grand royal palace,
forever land of angels and reincarnated spirits,
predestined and created by the highest devas.
Thailand

[Lambert and Payne]

Why was Benteke booked? Did something happen after Glen Johnson tripped him over after ball, incidentally, when did being tripped over become a foul?

[Lobsterboy]

As Old Pube Head once put it; terrific!

[PeterWithesShin]

Why was Benteke booked? Did something happen after Glen Johnson tripped him over after ball, incidentally, when did being tripped over become a foul?

According to WM he raised his hands to Johnson.

[Dante Lavelli]

Don'cha wish your striker was Ben-te-ke, don'cha!

that is absolutely class.  has it been adopted by the villa masses?

[not3bad]

Lambert continues to have Rogers' card marked.  Norwich did the double over Swansea last year, and now this.

[PeterWithesShin]