Liverpool v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'm going to get a pen and write AVFC on my cock.

I'm going to do the same, only mine will say "Aston Villa Football Club, by far the greatest team the world has ever seen".

Same here, but I have included 'we are..'

mine will add Champions of Europe 1982 on too

I managed to fit on "Founded 1874 - come on you Lions!"

Excellent comedic work, fellas. My wife thought that was hilarious when I read it to her. No doubt she also felt smug, since I managed to squeeze on the full names and dates of birth of all 13 players used in 1980-1.

Tiny cock! I got all 14 on mine.

Micro dick! Mine also includes all the names and addresses of that season's season ticket holders.

[Risso]

I'm going to get a pen and write AVFC on my cock.

I'm going to do the same, only mine will say "Aston Villa Football Club, by far the greatest team the world has ever seen".

Same here, but I have included 'we are..'

mine will add Champions of Europe 1982 on too

I managed to fit on "Founded 1874 - come on you Lions!"

Excellent comedic work, fellas. My wife thought that was hilarious when I read it to her. No doubt she also felt smug, since I managed to squeeze on the full names and dates of birth of all 13 players used in 1980-1.

Tiny cock! I got all 14 on mine.

Micro dick! Mine also includes all the names and addresses of that season's season ticket holders.

Kind of disturbing that you'd spend some of your time vigorously rubbing the names of some of the people on here!

[PeterWithesShin]

Especially as i'd be one them and was only 10/11 at the time. Savile alert!!!!!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

**Runs off with tail between his legs**

[hawkeye]

the last couple of results will surely result in some humble pie by some folk on here, usually their short sightedness and knee jerk reactions show they are just that, jerks.

amazing

[villan from luton]

Just seen the goals, have to say Benteke may become the best centre forward I have ever seen at Villa, and that is some feat. Lets hope he stays with us long enough, somehow I doubt it

[E I Adio]

One of the joys of today is the bucket of shit it throws all over the media. I'm not on about panto twats like Savage but programmes like MOTD with their awful punditry. You just know that they will be doing their homework now on some of our players, having dismissed us as an irrelevance so far. They should be knowledgeable about ALL teams, not just the lazy, easy eye on those at the top.

Of course the focus will be on Liverpool and their misgivings, but I will allow myself a wry smile at how pissed off Lawro and Hanson will be at having to do some work.

Today was a big Fuck You, and I loved it.

I think I caught earlier that it was going to be Lawro and dimwit Shearer tonight, so unlikely to be as entertaining as if Hanson was there, which is okay as I'll be in the pub anyway.

[PeterWithesShin]

One of the joys of today is the bucket of shit it throws all over the media. I'm not on about panto twats like Savage but programmes like MOTD with their awful punditry. You just know that they will be doing their homework now on some of our players, having dismissed us as an irrelevance so far. They should be knowledgeable about ALL teams, not just the lazy, easy eye on those at the top.

Of course the focus will be on Liverpool and their misgivings, but I will allow myself a wry smile at how pissed off Lawro and Hanson will be at having to do some work.

Today was a big Fuck You, and I loved it.

I think I caught earlier that it was going to be Lawro and dimwit Shearer tonight, so unlikely to be as entertaining as if Hanson was there, which is okay as I'll be in the pub anyway.

MMMBop

[E I Adio]

One of the joys of today is the bucket of shit it throws all over the media. I'm not on about panto twats like Savage but programmes like MOTD with their awful punditry. You just know that they will be doing their homework now on some of our players, having dismissed us as an irrelevance so far. They should be knowledgeable about ALL teams, not just the lazy, easy eye on those at the top.

Of course the focus will be on Liverpool and their misgivings, but I will allow myself a wry smile at how pissed off Lawro and Hanson will be at having to do some work.

Today was a big Fuck You, and I loved it.

I think I caught earlier that it was going to be Lawro and dimwit Shearer tonight, so unlikely to be as entertaining as if Hanson was there, which is okay as I'll be in the pub anyway.

MMMBop

No, not that entertaining.

[silhillvilla]

I feel like a Christmas Turkey that has escaped and is running freely across fields .

[Chipsticks]

I haven't seen the game, but judging by these stats Guzan must have had a blinder.




Though I have read that "these stats are pretty misleading. While Liverpool technically had a lot of shots on goal, the amount of decent saves Guzan had to make was minimal. I'd actually say Villa had more clear cut chances, hence the better conversion rate."

[MonsXI]

I haven't seen the game, but judging by these stats Guzan must have had a blinder.




Though I have read that "these stats are pretty misleading. While Liverpool technically had a lot of shots on goal, the amount of decent saves Guzan had to make was minimal. I'd actually say Villa had more clear cut chances, hence the better conversion rate."

He definitely didn't make 17 goal stopping saves!

[PeterWithesShin]

The majority sounded pretty routine on the radio.

[Percy McCarthy]

Guzan was Guzan - calm, assured, competent. He's brilliant at times, but didn't have to be today. What a signing.

[Chipsticks]

Guzan was Guzan - calm, assured, competent. He's brilliant at times, but didn't have to be today. What a signing.

He's been one of Lambert's best signings and he was the easiest of the lot!