Darren Bent

[Ron Manager]

Exactly, so people implying that he just stands in the 6 yard box are wrong.

It's just a myth Paul.

Hey ho, somebody else will have the benefits of his goalscoring soon.

It pisses me off that we were moaning for a goalscorer for years, we get one and then many seem happy for him to be shown the door.

My answer would be to get a quality midfielder in (for Bannan) that would allow us to play both Benteke AND Bent. I'm certain that they'd make a fantastic partnership (think Bent and Kenwyne Jones).

Or sell  Benteke to Arsenal for 25mil sign Kenwyne Jones for4mil and pair him with Darren again.

Despite what Lambert says he does have his favorites and they dont include Mr Bent

[eastie]

Our loss will be somebody else's gain- bent is a goalscorer and we've been crying out for that for so long, I feel sorry for the guy but I think it's inevitable he will go.

[Hoppo]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

[dave.woodhall]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

Let's not get sued here. These aren't facts at all.

[danlanza]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

Let's not get sued here. These aren't facts at all.

If that is the case then fuck him off. Where did Hoppo get this info from ?

[Hoppo]

Fair enough.

[Lizz]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

Let's not get sued here. These aren't facts at all.

I recall something in the tabloids last year about Paul Lambert's marriage having gone down the proverbial pan. Unless they've reunited or she has very strong views that she feels others should live by, what on earth would Mrs Lambert care about alleged goings on at Villa anyway?

[hawkeye]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

Let's not get sued here. These aren't facts at all.

If that is the case then fuck him off. Where did Hoppo get this info from ?

www.loadsabolox.com

[LeeB]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

Warnock must have crossed some old gypsy, the luck he's been having.

[Chris Jameson]

It's only a matter of time before he's implicated in one of the ongoing investigations involving 'celebrities' from the 70's.

[danlanza]

Let's get some facts here. In the summer Lambert made Bent captain he repaid him by shagging Stephen Warnocks Mrs and followed that by doing the same with Chris Herds Mrs. Lambert was outraged as rest of squad was and so Bent was stripped of captaincy. Most of the squad despise him hence playing him ain't happening.. Don't feel sorry for Bent he has made Lambert's job much harder.

Warnock must have crossed some old gypsy, the luck he's been having.

Her name was Heather Sprigg

[Percy McCarthy]

Lizz's post is hilarious. Intentional or not.

[Lizz]

Lizz's post is hilarious. Intentional or not.

Percy, talented as I am, in this case watching one of the best films ever, Crash on 4HD in preference to MOTD, and surfing t'internet, not sure what was hilarious about my post. Intentional or otherwise. I have had a large glass of wine if that helps.

[Percy McCarthy]

In the post you were answering Lizz, I think you misread the full stop after 'Chris Herd's Mrs'.

Now have another read, you lush.

[Lizz]

In the post you were answering Lizz, I think you misread the full stop after 'Chris Herd's Mrs'.

Now have another read, you lush.

Cheers Percy, see what you mean now . I was reading it as Mrs. Lambert. Anyway, genuinely glad I've made you laugh. And anyone else for that matter.