Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread

[Jimbo]

Is this the bit where we shit our pants?

[Lambert and Payne]

CONCENTRATE

[Fergal]

We will now show our usual composure and protect the lead...

[Apyadg]

We are 17th, get in.

[Axl Rose]

concentrate now Villa. Great interception by Lowton

[Irish villain]

Fergal, can you do that every game please? Our new charm!

[Dave Cooper please]

Did I really just say 'big, big ten minutes'?

Against fucking Reading?

Sigh

[PaulWinch again]

Ireland has shown why he should be on the pitch.

[Rigadon]

Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.

Do you know somebody who he isn't head and shoulders above?

[Ross]

A GOAL FROM A FUCKING CORNER!   

A FUCKING CORNER!

A CORNER!

It was a corner wasn't it? I got a bit excited and I can't remember now.

[Fergal]

Is this the bit where we shit our pants?

Wibble

[Clark W Griswold]

Mind you, we really have been fucking shite. Ireland not playing in this team is madness.

[pauliewalnuts]

Come on, use your fucking heads, ten minutes to see out.

[Ozzjim]

Long ten minutes ahead

[citizenDJ]

Lowton is a really good player, very assured, never very spectacular but always reliable.