Aston Villa v Manchester United Match Thread

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Not bad, eh chaps!

[Monty]

He's been due a goal! Probably his worst performance of the season so far, but perhaps our best, and Weimann gets the goal he's been due for weeks. Whatever happens, we can be proud of that first half.

[citizenDJ]

Alright, I'm sold. Benteke is completely brilliant. Starting to love watching him play.

[Richard C]

I think I just had a small orgasm. Fuck me that was sexy.

It might have been a little wee.

[richard moore]

Great commentary on the goal by Stan on Talkshite......just a touch biased which makes a change in our favour!

[The Laughing Policeman]

Who needs Bent when we've got Benteke?

[django]

brilliant half! every player has been ace. Great work rate and discipline! fuck You Man U!

As my Man U mate just toted..smalling got bullied than. Benteke looks great!

[SamTheMouse]

Fuck, there is NO WAY my ticker is going to be able to withstand the next 45 minutes...

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm surprisingly relaxed right now. I think it's because i'm not at the game and fully expect us to be twatted. If we dare take the lead i'll be straight into cardiac territory.

Ha! So much for being fucking relaxed. I'll be chain smoking now.

[ozzjim]

Benteke is worth a bloody fortune. Fortune. He will go for more than Milner and Young easily. Fucking beast of a footballer, and I really, really hope we hang onto him for more than a couple of seasons. Such a talented brute of a kid.

Lambert can spot a player can't he. Lowton, Vlaar and Benteke are all exceptional.

[Summers]

Benteke's play down the wing was sensational then. Shrugged off Smalling - and then made the right pass (something our other players failed to do earlier).

[hilts_coolerking]

That new Ford ad.  That's Hawkwind.

[usav]

Weimann has not had a good half here.

Ahem.

(you were right though)

[richard moore]

45 minutes of back to the wall sheer hell coming up now, to listen or not!!!??

where you listening?

Talkshite, quite good as Stan Collymore is so biased in our favour!

[Irish villain]

I think I just had a small orgasm. Fuck me that was sexy.

Me too, I'm actually shaking!!