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Author Topic: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies  (Read 26180 times)

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #60 on: October 10, 2012, 09:14:56 AM »
I'm sticking to Stowford Press thanks.

I'm sticking to these underpants.
Fucking cider.

Offline silhillvilla

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #61 on: October 10, 2012, 09:21:50 AM »
Wasn't the old Ansells brewery up by the old HP Sauce factory ? Ie. up the hill past Aston Hall and straight on a bit

Offline peter w

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2012, 09:30:14 AM »
Fucking Thatcher again!

Can't help myself. And she can't say no nowadays...

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2012, 09:32:11 AM »
Is it easy to make your own cider? I'd love to do some.

I've tried Frosty Jack, didn't think it was too bad...

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2012, 12:34:09 PM »
It's easier than making crystal meth, and less illegal.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2012, 12:35:42 PM »
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It's easier than making crystal meth, and less illegal

Home-made scrumpy producers in the West Country call their cider Bristol Meth

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2012, 01:56:33 PM »
I used to work on the booze counter at Kwik Save in Shrewsbury town centre. The tramps' drink of choice was British sherry other than when Frosty Jack was on special offer for a month or so. They all switched in that month then switched back again as soon as the offer ended. So next time you see a gentleman of the road try not to judge him too harshly. Instead respect him for his innate ability to calculate the alcohol per cash ratio that will result in optimum smashedness. Geniuses the lot of them.

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2012, 02:35:23 PM »
What is British Sherry?

Offline Meanwood Villa

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2012, 02:55:02 PM »
Fortified wine. Does sherry have to come from Spain? Sherwood Cream was the brand of choice.

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #69 on: October 10, 2012, 03:09:15 PM »
Scottish Sherry = Buckfast.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #70 on: October 10, 2012, 03:20:19 PM »
You can get Buckfast on draught in some Glasgow bars.

Buckfast, AKA -  Wreck the Hoose Juice, Commotion Lotion, Trampagne

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #71 on: October 10, 2012, 03:36:54 PM »
I wonder if I could make British Sherry. Perhaps you just have to take some Spanish stuff and make it sit a Citizenship test

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2012, 05:13:32 PM »
Is Thunderbird still available in the UK?

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2012, 09:09:28 PM »
 
Is Thunderbird still available in the UK?

Available all countries. Not called International Rescue for nothing.

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Re: Doug Ellis - patron saint of alkies
« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2012, 10:03:32 PM »

 


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