Stephen Ireland injury

[sonlyme]

Contrary to reports that Stevieboy broke his arm trying to pick up his wallet I can reveal that actually it has been caused by his habit of sitting with his thumb up his ass that contributed to his injury.

As for us 'hoofing' it up to Bent and Benteke - I think that was Lambert's plan - it just didn't work.

Given how delph and gabby played tonight at the Esso Stadium - could this be a blessing in disguise?

[Jarpie]

Any idea how long he will be out?

[Ron Manager]

He shouldnt be out at all its his wrist thats broken. As i've said previously Bruce Rioch played with a plaster cast on his wrist (in midfield) and scored in the seventies. Unless Im mistaken one of the Van Der Kerkoff brothers played for Holland in the 1978 World Cup with a cast on his wrist.

Ireland should at least be on the subs bench!

[eastie]

He shouldnt be out at all its his wrist thats broken. As i've said previously Bruch Rioch played with a plaster cast on his wrist (in midfield) and scored in the seventies. Unless Im mistaken one of the Van Der Kerkoff brothers played for Holland in the 1978 World Cup with a cast on his wrist.

Ireland should at least be on the subs bench!

Not sure that would be allowed in today's game as it may be classed too dangerous should it come into contact with an opponent- the rules are much tighter than 30 yrs ago.

[Ron Manager]

He shouldnt be out at all its his wrist thats broken. As i've said previously Bruch Rioch played with a plaster cast on his wrist (in midfield) and scored in the seventies. Unless Im mistaken one of the Van Der Kerkoff brothers played for Holland in the 1978 World Cup with a cast on his wrist.

Ireland should at least be on the subs bench!

Not sure that would be allowed in today's game as it may be classed too dangerous should it come into contact with an opponent- the rules are much tighter than 30 yrs ago.

Yep thats probably right. Elf and Safety no doubt

[hilts_coolerking]

His missus has posted on twitter that he has broken his arm.

Probably 'fell down the stairs' or 'walked into a door'.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

His missus has posted on twitter that he has broken his arm.

Probably 'fell down the stairs' or 'walked into a door'.

Maybe his granny tripped him up.

[Ron Manager]

His missus has posted on twitter that he has broken his arm.

Probably 'fell down the stairs' or 'walked into a door'.

Maybe his granny tripped him up.

Which one?  He's got hundreds!

[Risso]

He shouldnt be out at all its his wrist thats broken. As i've said previously Bruce Rioch played with a plaster cast on his wrist (in midfield) and scored in the seventies. Unless Im mistaken one of the Van Der Kerkoff brothers played for Holland in the 1978 World Cup with a cast on his wrist.

Ireland should at least be on the subs bench!

And Lineker in Mexico 86.

[Whiney MacWhineface]

It's Heath & Efficiency gone mad.

[Ron Manager]

He shouldnt be out at all its his wrist thats broken. As i've said previously Bruce Rioch played with a plaster cast on his wrist (in midfield) and scored in the seventies. Unless Im mistaken one of the Van Der Kerkoff brothers played for Holland in the 1978 World Cup with a cast on his wrist.

Ireland should at least be on the subs bench!

And Lineker in Mexico 86.

Id forgotten that! and didnt Gazza play with a plaster cast protecting his cheek bone a few years ago. Some kind of mask wasnt it?

[PeterWithe]

Michael Crawford sang on a west end stage for months on end with a protective face mask, why can't Ireland work with a cast?

[*shellac*]

I don't think our Stevieboy is interested in musicals to work with a cast.

[Legion]

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[onje_villa]

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I now have some sympathy with him for being slightly crap these last few years. I'm constantly in fear for my life whenever my missus is driving...