Interviewer 'ah Mr Sullivan, I put it to you that your purchase of a certain West Ham United had a lot to do with getting your jizz caked trotters all over the Olympic Stadium and then selling the Boleyn Ground to somebody like Tesco?'
Mr Sullivan 'No i'm West aaaaaaaaaaam frew frew and frew me'
Interviewer 'Cough .... TWAT .... Cough'