Aston Villa v Tranmere Rovers Match Thread

[Yossarian]

So I'm not having sex with Angelina Jolie?

[olaftab]

This appears too easy so with the score still 1-0 I am getting nervous

[Doorbell]

That's the reason I ask for folks not to post made up stuff. While it can be amusing to pass the time for those of us that know it's made up there are folks who pop into the match thread when at work etc to know how we're doing and it can be very confusing for them knowing what's true and what isn't.

I'm not complaining PWS, not fussed either way and I understand..so long as I know the rules I'll stick to them.

[PeterWithesShin]

So I'm not having sex with Angelina Jolie?

No I am, with Mila Kunis on deck.

[exiled on the wirral!]

My first ever AVTV commentary experience tonight...Woodward gets a lot of stick on here, but he is a million times better than the bloke on talksport, who loses his voice every time something exciting happens. Edna sounds like hes having a good game.

[tarzansbrother]

Need Bent to score tonight.

[PeterWithesShin]

Yeovil 2 - Albion

[Doorbell]

So I'm not having sex with Angelina Jolie?

Why not?!

[Mortimer's Bear]

Baggies 2-2

[not3bad]

Luke Moore goal for Swansea...

[Toronto Villa]

we really do need a forward that is very different to what we have just to add some variety to our play. We seem to be doing a lot of the same thing in attempting to create chances

[Doorbell]

So I'm not having sex with Angelina Jolie?

No I am, with Mila Kunis on deck.

Damn you, I phoned Mila and she told me she was washing her hair....

[Mortimer's Bear]

Who's actually playing up front?

[olaftab]

Need Bent to score tonight.

Weimann denies him a tap in but really Bent is rubbish player.

[Mortimer's Bear]

Goal for Kenwyne Jones, anybody think he could do a job for us?