Caption Competition

[Legion]

No prize as I cannot afford them any more:

[PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt]

PL - "Right you bunch of fuckwits, you see that net over there, between those white posts, you have to try and kick the ball between the two of them but underneath the one that runs across the top."

[luke25]

You see that there? Thats former H&V user redman, he talks shit!

[Legion]

From Martyn Smith on FB:

'I think I'm going to pick this guy. He moves better than any of you lot...'

[Stu]

"Meet our new signing, boys."

Sort of like the inanimate carbon rod from a classic Simpsons episode.

[German James]

We've got ten more of these. Pull your collective fingers out or they'll be starting against the barcodes on Saturday.

[PeterWithesShin]

Heskey makes surprise appearance at Bodymoor Heath.

[Toronto Villa]

"we're going to play a little game boys. Imagine that is an opposition goalkeeper. I want you to shoot the ball past him"

Ciaran Clark - thought bubble above his head - shoot? The previous manager never used that word. What does it mean?

[Mortimer's Bear]

"That guys got no fucking arms and he's still better than Shay Given"!

[Irish villain]

'Last season, your forward line looked like this'

[Chipsticks]

"Say hello to your new signing lads, unfortunately he's the best we can afford at the moment. Cheers Randy."

[bertlambshank]

I've got a gun and I am not afraid to use it.

[levico]

Now go and say sorry to Mrs Beckham

[Dave Cooper please]

Sorry Ciaran, you lost the biscuit game, go eat the biscuit son.

[Steve R]

'That stupid Ciaran Clark mask is fooling no-one, Hutton. For the last time, get over there with the reserves'