Villa fan sends his deputy - Captions.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

"Everybody knows me. Im Robin Russell, Villa's chief financial officer. Who the f**k are you?"

[The Laughing Policeman]

McGregor's statue: "Awaw wi' ye wee timorous beastie!

[LeeB]

"No, you prick, you have to pay for it"

[Steve R]

'Thanks .. that's great. I'd also like a number 2 on Cameron'

'Really? Does he like that sort of thing?'

[olaftab]

But the whole country knows I am number 2 *anker?

[Martyn Smith]

NO! NO! NO! NO! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! 

[peter w]

Villa bloke: what do you mean do we sell-out?

[Salsa Party Animal]

You mean I am not good enough to have Hutton 2 shirt

[Dave Clark Five]

Any idea what that statue behind us is all about?
Nobody hear can tell me.

[Ger Regan]

Clegg's proposal for an AV scoring system is welcomed in some quarters.

[Mister E]

Ian Russell: "Is 'Clegg 1' the same as 'do one'?"

[Mister E]

NC: "Now is that purple and cobalt, or burgundy and aqua-marine?"

[Gareth]

"We will do anything to prove there is someone more pointless and inept at their job than McLeish"

[kipeye]

I see Clegg is at the same height to the statue he normally is to Dave-he only has to turn round...

[pauliewalnuts]

"Evil Tory deputises for evil Tory"