Caption/Q&A Competition

[The Laughing Policeman]

Ian Taylor- Does your headmaster know you're skiving off school to do work experience as a road sign?

[bertlambshank]

The new Castle Bromwich Singers duo.(for those who don't know Jack is a member of said group,do a Google search and cringe.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

FFS Percy, put me out of my misery. At least one of us got it?

[Desi]

JW (doing his best Brian Clough impression): 'Young man, take your hands out of your pockets'.

[Ron Manager]

Do you think you can beat Yohan Blake  Mr Bolt?

[Hookeysmith]

Its a good job i work at villa as i dont own any clothes of my own

[DBTW]

'I've loved this man for years, every time I hand him the mic I gaze into his eyes hoping one day, ONE DAY he will look at me back, and the passion i feel can be finally let free'.

[PaulTheVillan]

Who the fuck are you?

[DBTW]

Dave

[mazrimsbruv]

Ian Taylor: "Shit!! Aren't you that bloke who plays Barney in 'How I Met Your Mother??"

[Lambert and Payne]

IT "I'd definitely advise you to hit the gym, pal"

[DrGonzo]

IT: Lovely day.  Shame to waste it on a twat like you.

[eamonn]

You dare try and pun on the weather being melting hot and "Choc Ice-gate" and I'll lock you in a room with nothing but Andy Blair and a microphone for a week.

[D.boy]

I.T. - "Jack, you do realise you can take your comic con outfit off now don't you"
J.W. - "Just because I have a Klingon forehead is no excuse to take the piss. At least I don't look like Uhuru in a suit with alopecia!"

[danlanza]

" Ian, what is your response to the John Terry Racism outcome?"

" Fuck off you White Honkey !!"

" You can't say that,it's Racist !"

 " Prove it. I rest my case."