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Author Topic: Caption/Q&A Competition  (Read 6894 times)

Offline Legion

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Caption/Q&A Competition
« on: July 18, 2012, 08:28:23 PM »
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Offline VillaAlways

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 08:33:10 PM »
Knowing you Ian Taylor, knowing me Jack Woodward AAHAAAA!!
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 08:34:38 PM »
Ian Taylor lookalike says " Fuck me Legion,you have lost some weight,and you look ten years younger.
Whats your secret?"

"Bollocks Taylor, at least my shirt fits me!!"
« Last Edit: July 18, 2012, 08:36:11 PM by danlanza »
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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 08:36:18 PM »
JW: "Hi, my name's One-Way Woodward."
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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 08:37:01 PM »
"Is it true they all call you 'Woodwank'?"
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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 08:38:10 PM »
IT lookalike: "You could at least have dressed for the occasion".
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 08:42:22 PM »
Woodward: " Do you know who i am Taylor?"

Taylor: " I know who you are'nt shorty"
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Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 08:55:25 PM »
I used to have a great job with AVTV travelling the world watching football, but I was so crap they sacked me. So then I got a job holding up pizza delivery boards round Birmingham, but I got sacked from that too. I would love to get the pizza board job back, because this job standing on a corner as a one way sign is bloody painful when they nail it in the top of your head.
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2012, 09:01:05 PM »
Woodward: "So Ian, how would you describe of neighbours at the Sty?"

Ian Taylor: "Shiftless, Shady, Jealous Kind of People".

Woodward: "So you think they'll be going into administration?"

Ian Taylor: "Listen to the Clock on the Wall".

Woodward: "Stupendous! So do you want to share a taxi back?"

Ian Taylor: "No thanks Sunshine, you dirty Backstabber, I'm taking the Love Train"
« Last Edit: July 18, 2012, 09:02:47 PM by Rudy Lambert »
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Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 09:01:32 PM »
"Ace! Fab!"

It looks like we pulled an academy player straight out of school to interview Taylor.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2012, 09:06:41 PM »
JW: "Does my bum look big in this?"

IT: "There is nothing you could wear that would make any part of you look big shortstuff."
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Offline timeoutbigbar

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 09:14:53 PM »
IT: "You? Really? I mean....Really?!"
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Offline AvFc4eVeR

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 09:15:53 PM »
Taylor; " Since you had that sign put it, you are fucking everywhere I turn."

Woodward; "So...Ian 'Tayls' Taylor, is here with the Aston Villa squad on their USA tour...."

Taylor; "Really...?" (shakes head disapprovingly and walks away)
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Online Walmley_Villa

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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 09:20:19 PM »
IT - "Why are you wearing that stupid 'One Way' hat on your head Woodwank?"
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Re: Caption/Q&A Competition
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2012, 09:30:38 PM »
IT - No, no, NO!  I wanted one with a flake and red sauce, not the chocolate hundreds and thousands...
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