Concrete Ron deal done

[Pat McMahon]

Is it true that the armed forces are provided with slices of concrete in their breast pocket  to act as a bullet proof shield for the heart?

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Is it true that the armed forces are provided with slices of concrete in their breast pocket  to act as a bullet proof shield for the heart?

Was just thinking it would make a very interesting cobbled-effect surface for my drive.

[Mazrim]

Is it true that the armed forces are provided with slices of concrete in their breast pocket  to act as a bullet proof shield for the heart?

No it's a vest of reinforced slices of oatmeal syrup bars. Its called a Flap Jacket.

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

Is it true that the armed forces are provided with slices of concrete in their breast pocket  to act as a bullet proof shield for the heart?

POST OF THE DAY;-)
No it's a vest of reinforced slices of oatmeal syrup bars. Its called a Flap Jacket.

[willywombat]

mons veneris with nut custard is a favourite treat of mine

Has to be mons veneris Brazillienne surely? Unless you want to spend all afternoon flossing

[Risso]

Is it true that the armed forces are provided with slices of concrete in their breast pocket  to act as a bullet proof shield for the heart?

No it's a vest of reinforced slices of oatmeal syrup bars. Its called a Flap Jacket.

Applause for that one I reckon.

[Hookeysmith]

Where else in the world could you have a discussion about the potential signing of a current Dutch International CB and it descends into a lengthy thread about preffered custard colourings and variants of chocolate puddings

Madness

[PeterWithesShin]

Where else in the world could you have a discussion about the potential signing of a current Dutch International CB and it descends into a lengthy thread about preffered custard colourings and variants of chocolate puddings

Madness

It's Our House so we'll take a thread in whatever direction we want. Although the custard direction was maybe One Step Beyond the normal.

[peter w]

Oh God PWS, You're An Embarrassment.

[dave.woodhall]

I agree. It's One Step Beyond the pale.

[not3bad]

Bringing puns into the discussion is just Bad Manners.

[Chipsticks]

Puns? What's That?

[Concrete John]

Well, all the talk Concrete Chocolate does remind me of my youth wearing Baggy Trousers.

[Dave Cooper please]

mons veneris with nut custard is a favourite treat of mine

Has to be mons veneris Brazillienne surely? Unless you want to spend all afternoon flossing

I'm more concerned that Damon likes the taste of man fat.

[peter w]

That;s why they call ITN the house of fun.