Concrete Ron deal done

[Doorbell]

Concrete Ron can slam a revolving door.

[supertom]

Concrete Ron slit his wrists and the knife died.

[Doorbell]

There is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals that concrete Ron allows to live.

[Doorbell]

Concrete Ron doesn't sleep...he waits.

[supertom]

Jedi's are now taught to "use the Ron."

[glasses]

The Hutton bit was more interesting than what he had to say about Concrete Ron.

I read that as "I told Alan he is shit and had no future at the club. He understood and is looking for a new club"

I don't think Hutton will kick another ball for Villa. I think Lambert knows he is shit and wants rid.

[UK Redsox]

The Hutton bit was more interesting than what he had to say about Concrete Ron.

“This is just the squad I’ve decided to go with,” said Lambert

[UK Redsox]

Concrete Ron knows why Barry didn't take the penalty

[Nechells Villan]

When Dr David Banner gets angry he turns into the Incredible Hulk.......... When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he turns into Concrete Ron!!

[Mazrim]

One of my own.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who give a fuck about binary code and Concrete Ron.

[Grande Pablo]

Concrete Ron also knows why Man City didn't have to change their white shorts.

[Dave Cooper please]

What position is he going to play?

Wherever the fuck he likes.

[Concrete John]

Concrete Ron knows where gregnash has gone

[not3bad]

Twitter Updates:

James Nursey ‏@JamesNursey
Told Ron Vlaar to #AVFC not close. Won't be joining tour. Villa hope to shift Hutton, Warnock or Collins to pave way

Tom Ross ‏@thegoalzone
#Villa boss Paul Lambert says he's had talks with Feyenoord defender Ron Vlaar but doesn't know if he'll be joining the club yet

Mat Kendrick ‏@MatKendrick
Ron Vlaar still some way off being a done deal.

[Mazrim]

Another few I've come up with...

Concrete Ron is so alert that suprise is taken by Concrete Ron.

After agreeing to join Aston Villa, Concrete Ron has decided to punch the Jetstream into the north sea.
The sun always shines on Concrete Ron.

Concrete Ron is what gives the Higgs Boson it's mass.