Concrete Ron deal done

[Toronto Villa]

The Hutton bit was more interesting than what he had to say about Concrete Ron.

I read that as "I told Alan he is shit and had no future at the club. He understood and is looking for a new club"

[mazrimsbruv]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story.

Concrete Ron once swallowed a turtle whole.

When he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and had learned Karate.

[supertom]

Concrete Ron doesn't visit places. Places visit him.

Concrete Ron can change the tire on a car, while it's moving.

[Steve R]

He's fucking mental.

He certainly is.

It's the kind of mental that supporters can identify with.

He seems to be more a 'turning up with his boots in a brown paper bag/keeps chickens in the living room' type of nutcase than a 'syrrup on his head, 15 ailing grandmothers' fruitcake.

It's the kind of diminished responsibility the club needs.

[supertom]

70% of a human being is made of water. 70% of Concrete Ron is his dick.

[Doorbell]

Concrete Ron can pop scissors with a balloon.

[mazrimsbruv]

The Bible says that Jesus walked on water.

Concrete Ron can swim through land.

[supertom]

Concrete Ron can unlock a key with a safe.

[mazrimsbruv]

Concrete Ron can cut through a hot knife with butter.

[Doorbell]

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his cupboard for concrete Ron.

[DerHammer]

I've got a hazy memory of The KLF doing a song about a man made of concrete or cement. Been on Youtube to have a look but there are too many to listen to.
I'm sure some H&V'ers will know what I'm waffling about and hopefully if he signs we'll be able to adapt said song.

The lyrics are "rockman he's just made of bricks" from Justified & ancient-not the Tammy Wynett  version.

[not3bad]

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his cupboard for concrete Ron.

That's BOGEYMAN thank you very much!  This is not America!!! 

[supertom]

Concrete Ron can bite mosquito's.

[Doorbell]

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his cupboard for concrete Ron.

That's BOGEYMAN thank you very much!  This is not America!!!

Whatever.

[supertom]

Jesus once saw Concrete Ron on his toast.