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Author Topic: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.  (Read 743333 times)

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2160 on: May 22, 2012, 12:33:40 PM »
If you want to be Randy's pilot you have to wear a huge peaked cap the size of a dustbin lid, and salute a lot. It would be like living in a Gillette advert.

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2161 on: May 22, 2012, 12:34:27 PM »
The new one, I reckon is N85DN - think it was replaced sometime in the latter part of last year. I'm not exactly sure what happened to N85CL though, it could still be used somewhere along the line. Although the photos I've seen from Norway look like N85DN to me...

Randy would love me to be his pilot... he just doesn't know it yet!!



Land that gig. Would be great.

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2162 on: May 22, 2012, 12:47:21 PM »
As far as I know, RLs Falcon 900 was on the ground at Birmingham all day on Sunday...

Not sure if it's been in today, but haven't seen it. Keeping eyes peeled.

Not a Falcon 900 anymore. Apparently he has upgraded to a Falcon 7X.

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2163 on: May 22, 2012, 12:50:42 PM »
Have I landed  on the Aircraft spotters thread? If so do you guys have any good jokes?

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« Reply #2164 on: May 22, 2012, 12:53:14 PM »
Have I landed  on the Aircraft spotters thread? If so do you guys have any good jokes?

Don't make jokes about airplanes on the internet.

Before you know it, you'll have plod knocking on your door, be extradited under that incredibly fair treaty we have with the US (need to be mass murderer to come from there to here, need to look at the wrong person in a funny way to get sent there from here), find yourself getting "rendered" to some airbase in the middle east where this stuff is allowed, and getting waterboarded until you say "no, it wasn't a joke, I meant it ALL".

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2165 on: May 22, 2012, 12:55:50 PM »
never ask a brazillian air traffic controller to show you her landing strip

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2166 on: May 22, 2012, 01:17:40 PM »
Wouldn't she have a Brazilian?

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2167 on: May 22, 2012, 01:19:34 PM »
How does a pilot find his bed?

He turns his landing light on.

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2168 on: May 22, 2012, 01:21:06 PM »
As far as I know, RLs Falcon 900 was on the ground at Birmingham all day on Sunday...

Not sure if it's been in today, but haven't seen it. Keeping eyes peeled.

I worked on the Falcon when at TRW Hall Green 9-10 years back.  You have me to blame if OGS drops out (if the sky).

Not a Falcon 900 anymore. Apparently he has upgraded to a Falcon 7X.

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2169 on: May 22, 2012, 01:21:25 PM »
never ask a brazillian air traffic controller to show you her landing strip

a brazillion is the proper name for a landing strip

http://beauty.about.com/od/hairremoval/ht/bikiniwax.htm

not that you'll want to read it lol
« Last Edit: May 22, 2012, 01:25:47 PM by Ole Trinity »

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2170 on: May 22, 2012, 01:21:51 PM »
As far as I know, RLs Falcon 900 was on the ground at Birmingham all day on Sunday...

Not sure if it's been in today, but haven't seen it. Keeping eyes peeled.

Not a Falcon 900 anymore. Apparently he has upgraded to a Falcon 7X.

The interior of the Falcon 7X should have left OGS suitably impressed.




Meanwhile, with the resignation of Chris Hughton expected within days, Birmingham City are already preparing for their search for a new manager.




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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2171 on: May 22, 2012, 01:25:36 PM »
As far as I know, RLs Falcon 900 was on the ground at Birmingham all day on Sunday...

Not sure if it's been in today, but haven't seen it. Keeping eyes peeled.

Not a Falcon 900 anymore. Apparently he has upgraded to a Falcon 7X.

Is there an upgrade to another Falcon in the works ?


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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2172 on: May 22, 2012, 01:52:24 PM »
never ask a brazillian air traffic controller to show you her landing strip

a brazillion is the proper name for a landing strip

http://beauty.about.com/od/hairremoval/ht/bikiniwax.htm

not that you'll want to read it lol
So your pubes have to be a 1/4 inch long if they're fine...or 1/2 inch long if they're 'coarse'....

And if they're not long enough you'll be 'sent home'.

Oh, the shame!!

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2173 on: May 22, 2012, 01:54:32 PM »
lmao abit like being sent home with half a hair cut cus you got nits

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Re: Would you be happy with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? Now with added poll.
« Reply #2174 on: May 22, 2012, 02:03:19 PM »
never ask a brazillian air traffic controller to show you her landing strip

a brazillion is the proper name for a landing strip

http://beauty.about.com/od/hairremoval/ht/bikiniwax.htm

not that you'll want to read it lol

"When the wax has cooled, she will pull the strip off, in the opposite direction of your hair growth, pulling the hairs out by the root."

This is why it's called a 'Brazilian' because they can hear your demented screams 6000 miles away in Rio de Janeiro.


 


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