End of season awards

[cheltenhamlion]

I like idea of an award for Young for diving.

"Unfortunately Ashley couldn't be here to collect the award in person. He is busy picking splinters out of his arse whilst his new club play their biggest game of the season"

[Mazrim]

"These are the sort of games I came here for" - #AYoung7

Sent from my IPhone4S... on the bench.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Pisshead staggering out of a Wetherspoons award - Alan Hutton

Dwarfy fake injury after another fuck up award - Stephen Warnock

Best deep sea diving boots in a wing/striker role - Emile Heskey

Man v Food Adam Richman award - Richard Dunne

The Moustapha Salifou 'is he still fucking here?' award - Fabian Delph and Nathan Delfouneso (joint winners)

[cheltenhamlion]

The prepared statement went on:

"Ashley won the award for his performance at Old Trafford, where he produced a faultless triple salco with half pike, that thrilled the judges"

[N'ZMAV]

Already past his best award despite him being young - Marc Albrighton.

[danlanza]

The prepared statement went on:

"Ashley won the award for his performance at Old Trafford, where he produced a faultless triple salco with half pike, that thrilled the judges"

And continued..."After great deliberation the Olympic selectors have decided to include Ashley in our Spring Board diving squad!

[Risso]

Bet it was a close run thing for "Most Annoying and Least Useful Ginger Employee" award.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Who won the manager of the year award?

Nicola Keye?

[danlanza]

Who won the manager of the year award?

Nicola Keye?

The catering manager,although it was a close run thing between him and the cleaning of the shithouse manager!!!!!

[Walmley_Villa]

There are rumours that two of our defenders (both balding) were chucked out of Gatecrasher in the early hours of this morning. Great.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Best and most convenient disappearing act award - General Ckrulak

Most likely to be the next Alex Ferguson award - Alex McLeish

Club department we feel the most sorry for award - Marketing

[danlanza]

There are rumours that two of our defenders (both balding) were chucked out of Gatecrasher in the early hours of this morning. Great.

There are rumours that two baldblokes know how to defend!

[Pete3206]

Stephen Ireland? Dear Lord.

[Dave Clark Five]

Just so we're clear, Ireland was chosen by the fans after a lot of games as Man Of The Match. The Points Table is as follows....

S.Ireland            32
G.Agbonlahor    23
S.Petrov            21
M.Albrighton    21
S.Given            18
C.Herd            16

A lot of people haven't seen this and are complaining all over Facebook so just thought I'd point it out!!

I personally think he is the deserving winner of the award, yet I'm surprised Weimann got the Young Player award over Herd. Saying that, Herd is 23, so not sure if he qualifies.

The voting for the Terrace Trophy takes place over the course of a season so should reflect what those who contribute to it have entered. Coming on here and saying that everybody is crap does not affect the ratings one iota.

[James]

Chairman of the year award - that chap that stacks the seats in the restaurant at the end of the shift before the cleaners come in!