What have you done to help the Villa?

[villajk]

A question for you all.
On Sunday should I wear my 1971 LC Final shirt?  The reason I ask is if I wear it and it all goes tits up it'll be my fault, on the other hand if I don't wear it and it all goes tits up it'll still be my fault.
I'm just trying to share the blame around a bit.

Do you normally wear that shirt to games?

[Bad English]

I have doubled my daily units of alcohol from five to ten. This allows me to go to the reycle box singing "Ten Villa players trying to get the ball....And if ONE Villa player should accidentally score..."

I think I have stumbled onto something.

[The Laughing Policeman]

A question for you all.
On Sunday should I wear my 1971 LC Final shirt?  The reason I ask is if I wear it and it all goes tits up it'll be my fault, on the other hand if I don't wear it and it all goes tits up it'll still be my fault.
I'm just trying to share the blame around a bit.

Do you normally wear that shirt to games?

No, I usually wear the '82-'83 shirt. But it hasn't done much good.

[villajk]

A question for you all.
On Sunday should I wear my 1971 LC Final shirt?  The reason I ask is if I wear it and it all goes tits up it'll be my fault, on the other hand if I don't wear it and it all goes tits up it'll still be my fault.
I'm just trying to share the blame around a bit.

Do you normally wear that shirt to games?

No, I usually wear the '82-'83 shirt. But it hasn't done much good.

Then I think you should wear the 1971 LC  final shirt.  Thanks for giving us somebody to blame if all doesn't go well.

[The Laughing Policeman]

I can hear the chants already..............
The Villa is ours
The Villa is ours
F*ck off TLP
The Villa is ours.

[Chris Harte]

In answer to the title, I'll renew my season ticket this week. As I did last season, and the season before that, and the season before.......

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Today I am cooking wedges instead of roast potatoes for Sunday tea. I'm hoping that the subtle variation in tuber preparation will make all the difference for the Spurs game.

Up yours Redknapp!

Doing a curry in the slow cooker, but with NO MEAT.
Simply potato and spinach.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Redknapp!

And lo and fucking behold Redknapp is on the back burner with the England job.

C'mon Villa! Our culinary changes in kitchen routine give the twats from White Hart Lane no chance.

[villajk]

I can hear the chants already..............
The Villa is ours
The Villa is ours
F*ck off TLP
The Villa is ours.

Hehe.  I'll be starting them.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Today I am cooking wedges instead of roast potatoes for Sunday tea. I'm hoping that the subtle variation in tuber preparation will make all the difference for the Spurs game.

Up yours Redknapp!

Doing a curry in the slow cooker, but with NO MEAT.
Simply potato and spinach.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Redknapp!

And lo and fucking behold Redknapp is on the back burner with the England job.

C'mon Villa! Our culinary changes in kitchen routine give the twats from White Hart Lane no chance.

Right on Algernon!

I'm going to bake some mushroom Vol au vents tonight to put a spoke in Owen Coyle's wheels.

[paulcomben]

This is easily the most sensible thread on here. I never cross my arms or let one hand touch another when Villa are defending a corner or a free kick near their penalty area. Before this season, it was reliable, except when playing Stoke with the whole Villa team hell-bent on conceding the maximum possible number of set-pieces and proving their inability to defend them.

[Simon Ward]

The dishwasher debacle could come back to haunt us I fear!

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

When Bolton equalised last night, I was so enraged that I changed the budgie's water; something I only ever do in the morning.
The rest is history.

As this was something that helped Spurs win last night, I'm not going to repeat it again until after they've played us. The budgie is well aware of this and is conserving water in his little bath as we speak.

Also, in light of last week's draw against the boggies, the dishwasher will be emptied top shelf first on Sunday morning.

I know all of this is above and beyond the call of duty but every man must play his part.

Come on the Villa!

[N'ZMAV]

Apart from spending thousands of pounds and driving thousands of miles, and consuming thousands of calories (probably before and after every match) and wasting thousands of hours of my time, I'm not sure I need to do any more than that, although I probably have...

[N'ZMAV]

I have bitten my fingernails off, and I mean totally off.

[The Left Side]

I have rode my bike to work as a result of the extra positive energy the club needs!