The statistics of this season

[Dave Clark Five]

I have seen us once live this season away from home

I have not travelled once to Villa Park to see us

I have probably watched the highlights of our games on MOTD about four or five times this season

I have not watched us once on Football First

I have probably watched us about three times live on the television

I have not bought one scrap of merchandise from the club this season

Sorry. What's your point? If you've lost interest, fair enough. Don't turn apathy into a cause celeb though.

They are my stats for the season, that's all. I have no idea otherwise what you are on about. Try not to read so much into people's posts Tom, there are better things to be doing with your life

We did have a decent pint at that away game, Richard.

[Dave Clark Five]

Bookmark this for twelve months time. We will have set the league alight with scintillating performances. Mark my words.

[richard moore]

Well we did indeed have a decent pint and we saw Jesus Christ too!

[Toronto Villa]

Every stat presented on this thread makes miserable reading. It feels like we've been shot in the stomach and it's taking forever to die. No ambulance in sight either.

[Tom Sawyer]

I have seen us once live this season away from home

I have not travelled once to Villa Park to see us

I have probably watched the highlights of our games on MOTD about four or five times this season

I have not watched us once on Football First

I have probably watched us about three times live on the television

I have not bought one scrap of merchandise from the club this season

Sorry. What's your point? If you've lost interest, fair enough. Don't turn apathy into a cause celeb though.

They are my stats for the season, that's all. I have no idea otherwise what you are on about. Try not to read so much into people's posts Tom, there are better things to be doing with your life

Yes, of course. What was I thinking, commenting on this nonsense?

[Ads]

Bookmark this for twelve months time. We will have set the league alight with scintillating performances. Mark my words.

Which league?

[Risso]

Bookmark this for twelve months time. We will have set the league alight with scintillating performances. Mark my words.

Which league?

and which manager?

[Dave Clark Five]

Who sang 'Me and my shadow?'

[OzVilla]

Other fans have ceased to take the piss - they pity us - PITY!

I think other Clubs fans actually want to see the back of us as we've become the most boring Club in the PL.  Our style is dull, our games are dreadful to watch and we're painfully predictable. 

We have a glorious past but that's what it is, a now quite distant past. I don't think people respect us as a Club anymore.  As a Club we've become insipid.

They'll be no tears shed if we go down accept from Villa fans, that's what it's come to. 

[Risso]

Who sang 'Me and my shadow?'

I'd say the chances of us playing scintillating football under McLeish are about as likely as him being April's Manager of the Month.  As the stats prove, he's just about the most dismal manager in the league at the moment, and that's on top of his dire record with Blues.  Still, keep taking the tablets.

[Dave Clark Five]

Every stat presented on this thread makes miserable reading. It feels like we've been shot in the stomach and it's taking forever to die. No ambulance in sight either.

There are 92 clubs in the 'league' and thousands below. You can't win every game.
Football is our recreation not our work. Just seen a cracking goal for Middlesbrough on MOTD. Occasionally you get a bit of joy. Nobody has a divine right to it.

[Chipsticks]

Bookmark this for twelve months time. We will have set the league alight with scintillating performances. Mark my words.

Which league?

and which manager?

Martin Laursen will be manager and we'll be playing in the Welsh third division.

[OzVilla]

Every stat presented on this thread makes miserable reading. It feels like we've been shot in the stomach and it's taking forever to die. No ambulance in sight either.

There are 92 clubs in the 'league' and thousands below. You can't win every game.
Football is our recreation not our work. Just seen a cracking goal for Middlesbrough on MOTD. Occasionally you get a bit of joy. Nobody has a divine right to it.

Are you drunk by any chance?

[Tom Sawyer]

Every stat presented on this thread makes miserable reading. It feels like we've been shot in the stomach and it's taking forever to die. No ambulance in sight either.

There are 92 clubs in the 'league' and thousands below. You can't win every game.
Football is our recreation not our work. Just seen a cracking goal for Middlesbrough on MOTD. Occasionally you get a bit of joy. Nobody has a divine right to it.

Are you drunk by any chance?

It's like the fall of Berlin.

[Dave Clark Five]

Every stat presented on this thread makes miserable reading. It feels like we've been shot in the stomach and it's taking forever to die. No ambulance in sight either.

There are 92 clubs in the 'league' and thousands below. You can't win every game.
Football is our recreation not our work. Just seen a cracking goal for Middlesbrough on MOTD. Occasionally you get a bit of joy. Nobody has a divine right to it.

Are you drunk by any chance?

As it happens, no. Try to enjoy the day out, like I do.  Take the rough with the smooth.