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Offline UK Redsox

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2012, 08:15:05 AM »
Bella? I would...

Certainly got her figure back quick after the arrival of Chip.

However, I do worry that underneath that curvy costume is a hairy bloke called Terry

Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2012, 10:29:32 AM »
Bella? I would...

Certainly got her figure back quick after the arrival of Chip.

However, I do worry that underneath that curvy costume is a hairy bloke called Terry

Homophobe.

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2012, 11:18:06 AM »
Never liked Hercules.

Always thought he was a big head.

Offline nigel

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2012, 11:54:37 AM »
Bella is even worse.

Watch next time you see Hercules waving at the fans before kick off. She just sits there with a vacant look on her fat face.

Fucking joke, the pair of them.
She's got a nice butt though  ;D

Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2012, 12:07:40 PM »
I think Hercules faith should mirror that of the wild whereby a more powerful lion comes in, fights him to the death kills all the cubs in the pride then sets about giving Bella a good seeing too for a few weeks thus allowing a stronger gene pool to take over long term. 

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2012, 06:00:30 PM »
We should try that down the Blues.

Offline Fergal

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2012, 06:50:58 PM »
Bella? I would...

Certainly got her figure back quick after the arrival of Chip.

However, I do worry that underneath that curvy costume is a hairy bloke called Terry
So long as the suit stays on and she bends over...

Offline mikeb1982

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2012, 07:18:34 PM »
What happens if, after this orgy of Hercules torture, he morphs into Lion-O and kills us all? Perhaps we should just leave well alone

Offline Fergal

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2012, 08:37:19 AM »
What happens if, after this orgy of Hercules torture, he morphs into Lion-O and kills us all? Perhaps we should just leave well alone
We can call for She-Ra

Offline MarkM

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2012, 09:22:34 AM »
Has anyone noticed that the more we see of Hurcules the less we see of Mr Lerner???

Are they the same person??????

Offline Pat McMahon

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2012, 03:11:22 PM »
Hercucun...

...you get the idea.

I'm surprised Randy has'nt tried poaching Beau Brummie.

Could we afford the compensation?

Online Holy Trinity

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2012, 03:14:23 PM »
get the bird in who got her bangers out, as keith lemon would say bang tidy

 


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