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Author Topic: The Future of Hercules  (Read 13334 times)

Offline Steve R

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The Future of Hercules
« on: April 17, 2012, 06:42:36 PM »
Who does this ginger fuckwit think he is?

It's not as if he's a real lion. I think he should be sacked.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 06:45:12 PM »
I agree. He is single handedly to blame for this season.

Promote Bella until the end of the season and bring in Captain Canary or Cyril the Swan in for next season.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 06:51:07 PM »
Bella is even worse.

Watch next time you see Hercules waving at the fans before kick off. She just sits there with a vacant look on her fat face.

Fucking joke, the pair of them.

Offline Legion

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 06:54:02 PM »
Are their offspring still around?

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 06:55:59 PM »
Are their offspring still around?

I think Madonna adopted them.

Offline NeilH

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 07:01:42 PM »
Are their offspring still around?

I think Madonna adopted them.

You're wrong, I think they were hoovered up by Brangelina as they toured the world picking up kids for their expanding child zoo.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 07:01:49 PM »
Got the wrong ginger fuckwit at first-you mean the mascot?

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 07:03:44 PM »
Ding ding ding ding ding.

Who had 6th post in the sweep stake?

Offline MarkM

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2012, 07:04:12 PM »
Both Hercules and Bellamy have Been an embarrassment fr a long time.

Neither of them have any idea how to big up a crowd, they just amble round waving and trying to look like they know what they are doing.

They have failed miserably in there prime goal of entertaining the crowd and was it not for there huge compensation packages I'm sure that we would have seen the back of them along time ago.

Lerner just can't see what's going wrong with them! We need to sack them and fast!

And dont get me started on Chip! What's the bloody batman utility belt all about? Wankers the lot of em!

We need a real mascot! Hercules out before it's too late!

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2012, 07:07:09 PM »
We need to head-hunt Swifty from the Saddlers.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2012, 07:11:41 PM »
Come on give him a chance, I actually quite like him. He's trying hard to adapt to a big club. He's a nice guy and has a brave heart. He has also had a lot of bad luck this season.  His kids are also trying their best and have being thrown into the deep end.

Give him until the summer to get the act together and make a judgment at Christmas. If no good we can send him to the zoo in Dudley.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2012, 07:20:35 PM »
Hercucun...

...you get the idea.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 07:22:20 PM »
Herclueless.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2012, 07:23:23 PM »
...and Bellend.

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Re: The Future of Hercules
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2012, 07:24:13 PM »
Hercucun...

...you get the idea.

I'm surprised Randy has'nt tried poaching Beau Brummie.

 


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