Heskey jokes

[Fergal]

Is it just me who has been battered with Heskey jokes today?

It was a very windy day and Emile Heskey had one of his shots blown on target.
Next time Emile Heskey scores he will pull his shirt off to reveal a T-shirt with the slogan ' Free the Chilean Miners'
ETC...

[Chipsticks]

I think that Emile Heskey could have played better on Saturday if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.

[supertom]

I think that Emile Heskey could have played better on Saturday if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.

Brilliant.

[Legion]

I actually feel sorry for him.

[ez]

I actually feel sorry for him.

Yeah i feel sorry for the multi millionaire Heskey too

[brackley]

So, Roberto Di Matteo rings Big 'Eck to discuss a possible straight swap deal, Cole for Heskey.

"Sure", replies 'Eck, "how many sacks?"........

[Rip Van We Go Again]

How many Heskeys does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll never know, the c.unt's just trod on the fucking box.

[Chipsticks]

I actually feel sorry for him.

Yeah i feel sorry for the multi millionaire Heskey too

The money's great, sure - but it must only come as a consolation when you sit down at the end of the day and realise you're nothing more than a novelty, shit at what you do, and the butt of every joke from the worlds most popular sport.


But enough about McLeish...

[Holte132]

I saw Emile Heskey practising the other day. He put the ball in the net with every shot.

Mind you, he was playing tennis at the time!

[lovejoy]

Apparently Fabrice Muamba can recognise family and is able to sit up in bed. McLeish is looking for a swap deal with Heskey.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

That joke isn't funny anymore.

[Californian Villain]

Emile Heskey gets paid 70K a week....now that's got to be a joke, hasn't it?

[PeterWithesShin]

I like Emile. Admittedly his time as a first teamer should be over now, but I still like him. I also wish I was him, I also bet the vast majority who seem to relish in taking the piss out of him would swap lives with him in a second.

[eamonn]

He comes across as a nice fella but he has both a wayward shot and an even more wayward willy if reports are to be believed so it's a no from me.

[PeterWithesShin]

I dunno. A multi millionaire, spent his life playing football, played at major tournaments for his country, won a few trophies, played for Villa and scored in front of the Holte End. I'd settle for that.