Howz Your Villa relationship going?

[Gaztonniller]

As anyone who'se been in any kind of relationship would know - be it friend, Girlfriend, Wife, husband, mum, dad, the children!!, etc etc,  such relationships naturally go through periods of ups and downs.  Some days were all hugging and kissing each other, other times its those dagger looks being exchanged.

Football and football clubs is ( imo) not so much different. There's periods of the ups and immense pride eg League Champions, European Cup Winners, League Cup Winners over the Mancs,  and now the low periods ie relegation out of the top flight, or humiliation/ lack lustre defeat in certain matches.
 Bearing in mind the previous ups and downs mentioned, & if Villa were one of your friends/associates etc, how would we/fans currently view that personal relationship with the club at the moment?
 

[eamonn]

Was about to kick her out last Saturday after yet another mind-numbing afternoon in her company but a last minute blowie has given her a stay of execution.

[Gaztonniller]

Was about to kick her out last Saturday after yet another mind-numbing afternoon in her company but a last minute blowie has given her a stay of execution.

Now thats is funny

[joe_c]

A friend of mine has begun likening Villa to an abusive boyfriend. "Has he been hitting you again?"

[KevinGage]

I'll probably stick with her, but I don't like her very much.

In fact, I try to avoid seeing her as much as possible at the moment.

[Thatcher at Downing St]

A few years back she got a nice new boob job and was starting to look good again.

Turned out the implants were the kind that leaked and were put in by an idiot so now she's quite sick. And has saggy tits.

[TopDeck113]

I've been invited for a pre-match meal and a "posh" seat at Gigg Lane to watch Bury-Wycombe this afternoon.  I'm looking forward to it more than any recent Villa match, other than perhaps the Cup tie at Arsenal.   That tells you something.   

[Percy McCarthy]

Your cheating on her Top Deck you bastard!

[eric woolban woolban]

Not seen it in the flesh since last May. Not gagging for it either.

Contemplate coming back if there was a face transplant, more upfront and a jucier middle :O)

[Mister E]

I think we've both got a bit complacent.

[woody4866]

I'll probably stick with her, but I don't like her very much.

In fact, I try to avoid seeing her as much as possible at the moment.

I feel like that about the Villa

[bilsim]

She's cuckolded me.

[darren woolley]

My love her is still strong in fact it's stronger than ever.

[brackley]

We've seperated, she's trying to pretend that she's doing alright without me and if i see her around, i end up following her.

[Chris Jameson]

Barely on speaking terms, don't like even being in the same room mostly. only staying together for the sake of my son.