Can't believe McLeish is on £40k p/w. When he talked about not being able to turn down the offer to manage us, I thought he was talking about a bigger club, prestige etc... He must have thought Faulkner and Randy were taking the piss out of him, I bet he was too scared to say, "Really?" in case they both went, "ahhhhhhhh, wanker" and were secretly filming him candid camera style, so they could screen the footage on match days to make the fans laugh!
Well Mr McLeish I have a cunning plan for you. Why don't you give up your £40k p/w wages to release funds for a decent player. You could put yourself on performance related pay if you like, but lets face it you'd end up owing money to the club, maybe you could take it out of the £4.5m we've wasted on your services so far!