Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Monty]

I think this debate shows that we do actually, finally, have some sort of squad!

[VILLA MOLE]

The deadline for Rangers is midnight. They're trying to sign two Hearts players. Does anyone think they might need a Scottish Right Back?

I will get my keys and wil pick him up we would be in Glasgow in 4 hours 

[Billy Walker]

I don't know if it's been mentioned already but Delfouneso has gone to Blackpool on loan.

[Arsey]

For Swansea at home;

-----------------Guzan------------------

Lowton-----Vlaar----Baker----Bennett

----------------El Ahmadi---------------

-----------Delph-------Westwood------

------------------Ireland-----------------

--------------Bent------Benteke---------


Subs; Given, Lichaj, Dunne, Agbonlahor(if fit), Bannan, Herd, Wiemann

I would be very surprised if Given and Dunne are not in the first team when fit. 

I would probably play Gabby wide and Clark as a defensive midfielder but I doubt Lambert will.

[PeterWithesShin]

By my reckoning the 9 players we've signed this summer cost less than Warnock, Davies, NRC and Heskey did.

[dave.woodhall]

The deadline for Rangers is midnight. They're trying to sign two Hearts players. Does anyone think they might need a Scottish Right Back?

I will get my keys and wil pick him up we would be in Glasgow in 4 hours 

No chance. They've seen him before.

[Irish villain]

Bannan, Delph and Herd will have to work extremely hard now to get a look in. That in itself is good.

[UK Redsox]

Villa seem to be have been the only team where the reporter didn't have to deal with goofing oiks in the background

[PeterWithesShin]

Villa seem to be have been the only team where the reporter didn't have to deal with goofing oiks in the background

I bet they'd have been there if it was easier to get to.

[OCD]

Pete Colley must be quite happy reporting from Bodymoor Heath when he sees what some of his colleagues have to put up with.

[OCD]

I see Bowry's being left out of people's squads. Going by what Lambert was saying about him earlier, he could well be in the squad for the Newcastle game.

[Surrey Villain]

If the deadline for playing tomorrow was 12:00 today does that mean the deadline for our new players is 12:00 tomorrow as we don't play until Sunday?

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

I don't know if it's been mentioned already but Delfouneso has gone to Blackpool on loan.

Wot?
Suppose you got this from some ITK tosser!
When was that reported then?

[The Laughing Policeman]

Things I've learned today.
1. Without spending silly money we seem to have got some decent players in.
2. Clint Dempsey is a twat.
3. 'The Mighty Reds YNWA' don't have a pot to piss in. (Thank you King Kenny.)
4.Benayoun on £90k a week.
5. The female presenters on SSN (which I don't have) have exceptionally large bosoms.
6. A Rather good bottle of Beaujolais helps the last couple hours to pass in a blur. 

[VILLA MOLE]

Villa seem to be have been the only team where the reporter didn't have to deal with goofing oiks in the background

we is dead sophisticated you know