Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Mike Jeffries]

I hope the Fonz has been instructed to curl one out on that idiots desk.

Only after he's hit twenty goals in the season and bunked his price up a few notches.

[UK Redsox]

On a serious note, where are people watching CB telling us hown much he loves us?

He's been on SSN in a classic 'Arry style car window interview

[JUAN PABLO]

Not wanting to sound too camp, but Benteke was absolutely adorable in that interview, love him already! **minces off**

you been looking at Natalie sawyer too much

[FrankyH]

Good luck to him. If he doesn't bang them in there that's his Villa career done I would imagine.

I think he must be a clinical finisher on the training pitch, as he has been given a chance ( albeit a small one by our last 3 managers-and a start against Everton this season).I've got to say though he just looks like a really lazy footballer to me, especially when he hasn't got the ball .Compare his workrate to Weimann who will run his bollock's off  for every minute his is on the pitch.

[UK Redsox]

Natalie looks like a banana ripe for peeling

[BedsVillain]

On a serious note, where are people watching CB telling us hown much he loves us?

Benteke was interviewed through a car window leaving BH on SSN. Seemed really chuffed to be here.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Who's transfer will be allowed after 11pm?

What will the excuse be?

Messi to The Villa on loan. His private jet was delayed by the smoke and ash from the wild fires in Spain.

[Steve67]

For fuck sake Villa, there's ten minutes to go. Stop fannying around and sign someone else!!!  There's still time!

Jim White "it's all happening".  Yes it is you clueless tard, IT'S TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY!! Cock lover.

[oldtimernow]

I reckon we could have one of the best value for money transfer windows with a bit of luck

[timeoutbigbar]

Natalie looks like a banana ripe for peeling

In the words of Alan Partridge, "I'd love to kiss her".

[themossman]

On a serious note, where are people watching CB telling us hown much he loves us?

He's been on SSN in a classic 'Arry style car window interview

Ta.

[Holy Trinity]

Who's transfer will be allowed after 11pm?

What will the excuse be?

man city will sign moutinho after 11 and the excuse will be that they are so rich that they have there own time zone

[Smoke]

Vlaar has been welcoming all our new signings. Much like a Captain should. Give him the armband, Lambo!

How do you know this?

[Chipsticks]

My sources tell me that Delfouneso is close to a loan deal somewhere.

Skegness?

The sources say it's the Las Vegas of England, and really shit.

[Risso]

Natalie looks like a banana ripe for peeling

That's a cracking pairing up front.