Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Arsey]

I think I would be please if I just received a million? in a signing on fee and had a massive increase in wages.

He did seem a nice bloke though.

[Chipsticks]

My sources tell me that Delfouneso is close to a loan deal somewhere.

[Tuscans]

Could someone please update me on who the Fonze has been loaned to and whether Benteke has appeared on TV.

Blackpool and no

On the website now

[oldtimernow]

the Hudd to Fulham?.........will his medical consist of ...drop your pants and cough?  If Spurs have their way!

[JUAN PABLO]

My sources tell me that Delfouneso is close to a loan deal somewhere.

Skegness?

[Hairbandinho]

Could someone please update me on who the Fonze has been loaned to and whether Benteke has appeared on TV.

Blackpool and no

On the website now

Benteke was interviewed on SSN

[themossman]

Delfouneso has been loaned to Genk.

[pauliewalnuts]

Personally, I hold grudges for a long while, so I'd have told that disrespectful bumpkin prick Holloway to do one, but if the Fonz has gone there, he really needs to take his chance and show he's got something.

[brian green]

Fonz is off to Blackpool on loan and we are getting Ken Dodd in exchange.

[BedsVillain]

Not wanting to sound too camp, but Benteke was absolutely adorable in that interview, love him already! **minces off**

[Louzie0]

Omid Djalili‏@omid9

#TransferDeadlineDay Jim White in berserk mode. Already started to gesticulate. He'll be wearing Natalie Sawyer's dress by 11
 

Another tweet I liked tonight!

[Bottom Right 89]

Delfouneso has been loaned to Gollum.

Corrected

[oldtimernow]

Who's transfer will be allowed after 11pm?

What will the excuse be?

[Summers]

Vlaar has been welcoming all our new signings. Much like a Captain should. Give him the armband, Lambo!

[The Laughing Policeman]

Not wanting to sound too camp, but Benteke was absolutely adorable in that interview, love him already! **minces off**

Suits you sir.