Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[boboonthecorner]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from St Etienne!  23 years old, scored a hatrick last season, a big man who is good with the ball at his feet.

Are people making up these names?  I've never heard of any of these players!

You do realise there are other leagues outside the UK? Quite a few in fact.

[VinnieChase84]

I'm pretty sure Benteke is already in the uk and has been since midweek just waiting for us t agree a fee. Arshavin did it for his move to arsenal and benteke hasn't been at training all week so I doubt he's at home waiting by the phone

[Toronto Villa]

I'm pretty sure Benteke is already in the uk and has been since midweek just waiting for us t agree a fee. Arshavin did it for his move to arsenal and benteke hasn't been at training all week so I doubt he's at home waiting by the phone

If we are using the Arsenal rule then we still have a couple more days of this shit

[PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt]

Right, we need someone to be at BHX as a spy...

[OCD]

its hard to keep your eyes off the yellow bar





Sorry lying!  the knorks on that bird are fantastic - feel sorry for the guy sat next to her, keep watching his eyes when she is talking and you can tell he doesn't know where to look

The thick (as in body type) blonde one with an interesting accent?

I bet she's been railed by a few footballers.

Kirsty Gallacher

[Virgil Caine]

Daughter of Bernie Gallacher golfer and former Ryder Cup captain

[The Situation]

its hard to keep your eyes off the yellow bar





Sorry lying!  the knorks on that bird are fantastic - feel sorry for the guy sat next to her, keep watching his eyes when she is talking and you can tell he doesn't know where to look

The thick (as in body type) blonde one with an interesting accent?

I bet she's been railed by a few footballers.

nope brunette, red dress

Ah now I see. That's Kirsty Gallacher. She's got a great body. Would smash.

 

[Jimbo]

Right, we need someone to be at BHX as a spy...

That'd never take off.

[Rick_avfc]

John Percy who is a midlands reporter for Daily telegraph and sunday telegraph saying we have agreed a fee for Ashley Westwood of Crewe.  He is having a medical now.  Apparently Swansea were also interested

[JUAN PABLO]

Paul Lambert is a very good Manager but he's no genius.  It'll take a genius to keep us up with this squad.  Randy wants us to buy season tickets, yet gives us not one single inspiring player to watch on the pitch.  Incredible attitude from the board.  Still, we have another 8 hours to go.  I am very, very happy to eat humble pie.  In fact, I would very much welcome it at 11pm tonight.

Nail on head!

They're asking us to buy tickets, season tickets - a new revolution, Lamberts fresh start they say.

How about the board actually backing the manager PROPERLY, to compete with the mighty Stoke City, instead of buying kids from Chesterfield.

No criticism of the lads coming in, I'm sure they'll do the best they can, but the managerial fuck ups are down to Lerner, and we're paying the price by seeing cheap options coming in to replace established Premier League players INSTEAD of alongside premiership experienced players. 

Cant argue with that . Lets hope we are happy at 11 pm and pissed.

[Malandro]

ah! Thought she'd look older now. Nice bit of ass

[SamTheMouse]

OK? who's Ashley Westwood? And is he any good?

[dave.woodhall]

OK? who's Ashley Westwood? And is he any good?

Swansea want him to replace Joe Allen. Everton are also interested.

[Yossarian]

OK? who's Ashley Westwood? And is he any good?

Apparently he is the Crewe skipper.

Oh, and there's a helicopter over my house.

Probably the police again.

[onje_villa]

its hard to keep your eyes off the yellow bar





Sorry lying!  the knorks on that bird are fantastic - feel sorry for the guy sat next to her, keep watching his eyes when she is talking and you can tell he doesn't know where to look

The thick (as in body type) blonde one with an interesting accent?

I bet she's been railed by a few footballers.

nope brunette, red dress

Ah now I see. That's Kirsty Gallacher. She's got a great body. Would smash.

 

This pic puts everything in perspective for me.