Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Jarpie]

http://t.co/2CaLVVXj According to Birmingham Mail the fee has been agreed and Benteke is flying for medical and agree on terms.

[Malandro]

its hard to keep your eyes off the yellow bar





Sorry lying!  the knorks on that bird are fantastic - feel sorry for the guy sat next to her, keep watching his eyes when she is talking and you can tell he doesn't know where to look

[not3bad]

Bent & Benteke - there should be a chant to go with that!

[Risso]

"Andy Mole on Twitter: "Rejected by Dempsey, who can Villa get a snog from at the deadline day disco?""

[Des Little]

Bent & Benteke - there should be a chant to go with that!

to the tune of 'Yeke yeke'?

If you don't know it

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[Jarpie]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang was probably Plan B if Benteke deal would be off, can't see buying three forwards in this window, unless Aubameyang can also play as winger of advanced midfielder.

[The Man With A Stick]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from St Etienne!  23 years old, scored a hatrick last season, a big man who is good with the ball at his feet.

Are people making up these names?  I've never heard of any of these players!

Are you Martin O'Neill in disguise?

[Toronto Villa]

Have Sky reported any footballers being transported in helicopters yet? Deadline day isn't the same without a helicopter or two.

Yes.  At Fulham.  They didn't say who though.

like a comfy pair of slippers...

To be fair, we could just cut and paste last year's deadline day thread and it would probably be identical to this.

except that we'll actually be signing someone not called Alan Hutton and maybe someone a bit more interesting in this Benteke lad. The rest is the same I agree.

[Des Little]

"Andy Mole on Twitter: "Rejected by Dempsey, who can Villa get a snog from at the deadline day disco?""

We're rapidly approaching the time for five-pint darlings now

[Toronto Villa]

"Andy Mole on Twitter: "Rejected by Dempsey, who can Villa get a snog from at the deadline day disco?""

We're rapidly approaching the time for five-pint darlings now

no way. That's still a a solid 6 or 7 hours away. I'm reaching for the extra large vodkas around 10pm.

[The Situation]

its hard to keep your eyes off the yellow bar





Sorry lying!  the knorks on that bird are fantastic - feel sorry for the guy sat next to her, keep watching his eyes when she is talking and you can tell he doesn't know where to look

The thick (as in body type) blonde one with an interesting accent?

I bet she's been railed by a few footballers.

[danlanza]

"Andy Mole on Twitter: "Rejected by Dempsey, who can Villa get a snog from at the deadline day disco?""

We're rapidly approaching the time for five-pint darlings now

Sign me. I'm off for a beer shortly and it will be a damn site more than 5 pints i can tell you.!

[Des Little]

"Andy Mole on Twitter: "Rejected by Dempsey, who can Villa get a snog from at the deadline day disco?""

We're rapidly approaching the time for five-pint darlings now

no way. That's still a a solid 6 or 7 hours away. I'm reaching for the extra large vodkas around 10pm.

To quote my brother 'If it weren't for fat birds I'd still be a virgin'

[Malandro]

its hard to keep your eyes off the yellow bar





Sorry lying!  the knorks on that bird are fantastic - feel sorry for the guy sat next to her, keep watching his eyes when she is talking and you can tell he doesn't know where to look

The thick (as in body type) blonde one with an interesting accent?

I bet she's been railed by a few footballers.

nope brunette, red dress

[Risso]

"Andy Mole on Twitter: "Rejected by Dempsey, who can Villa get a snog from at the deadline day disco?""

We're rapidly approaching the time for five-pint darlings now

Fancy a dance Emile?  *Let's get it onnnnnnn*