Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[VILLA MOLE]

The Fielding rumour is from a fake SSN Twitter account as far as I can see.

I was wondering why a young keeper who played 47 matches for Derby last season would be coming here to be 3rd choice.

Did not know was a fake one sorry.

why would anyone bother

[ozzjim]

Why would Stoke need Edu and NZonzi. Strange indeed.

[VILLA MOLE]

Phil Brown reckons it's great that QPR are signing every player they have ever heard of and are attempting to bankrupt themselves. Orange twat.

This made me 'lol' as the kids say.

he sounds just like the geordie in alan partidge

[Tom_Mc9?]

why would anyone bother

I wondered that! Too much time on their hands (I say having been glued to H&V, Twitter, BBC, Football365, Facebook, Talksport etc since waking up this morning...)

[ozzjim]

Ah I fecking hate Stoke fans on deadline day. Fecking inbred bastards.

[Ron Manager]

Its nearly half past two. How long does it take to get a medical /contract/personal terms sorted out!

This is MON terrority we are in.

[Rick_avfc]

A lot of worrying going on from everybody on here. I am sure that Lambert has an ACE up his sleeve, or maybe...............?

Just one ACE?  We could do with about 3/4 ACES.

[not3bad]

All our competitors are strengthening their first team, we're......

fiddling while Rome burns? Hopefully I will be eating large quantities of humble pie tonight.

PL: Mr lerner!  We need to sign players!  I SAID WE NEED TO SIGN PLAYERS!

RL: What did he say?  I can't hear anything over this damn violin I'm playing!

[PeterWithesShin]

Slimebag manages to get his mug on SSN. Amazed that he didn't do the interview in front of his Rolls.

[Clampy]

Slimebag manages to get his mug on SSN. Amazed that he didn't do the interview in front of his Rolls.

Or his helicopter.

[not3bad]

Got a Spurs fan sitting just behind me at work talking about their signings in an extremely smug manner.

[danlanza]

A lot of worrying going on from everybody on here. I am sure that Lambert has an ACE up his sleeve, or maybe...............?

Just one ACE?  We could do with about 3/4 ACES.

I agree. We may be lucky to get a Jack !

[Clampy]

I see Man City have apparantley agreed a fee for another player now. How many bloody players do they need?

[Rick_avfc]

A lot of worrying going on from everybody on here. I am sure that Lambert has an ACE up his sleeve, or maybe...............?

Just one ACE?  We could do with about 3/4 ACES.

I agree. We may be lucky to get a Jack !

Could end up with a joker! i.e. Jenas or Hutton easque (spelling ?? )

[PeterWithesShin]

Got a Spurs fan sitting just behind me at work talking about their signings in an extremely smug manner.

Just take a sip of coffee from your Champions of Europe mug, look smugly at him and then tell him to fuck off and come back when they've won the league in colour.