Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[The Situation]

Urgh, fuck these no mark clubs like "Genk" and "Vitisse" fucking us over. Who do these clubs think they're?

I don't understand why Vitesse are screwing us over, it was originally a loan with an option to buy, why are they changing it to buy only and no loan? Makes no sense. Dumb fucking shitty Vitisse.

Why have we left it so late?

Don't know but lots of clubs do.

Sometimes there are games played between clubs regarding potential transfer signings and then it all comes to a head on the final day the transfer window is open.

I don't think Lambert and Faulkner have been sitting around twiddling their thumbs all summer, I'm sure if they could of got the players they feel they need in they would of by now, but on the final day you realize you've got to do everything you can despite what's happened. Like I said yesterday, I hope they realize what sort of timeframe they've got and if they have planned ahead to do all they can to get the players we need.

[rob_bridge]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

Give it a guess!

People have seen them on the pitch in the last 6 months? I would say play but that would be using creative writing

[VILLA MOLE]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

I'll take Hutton on loan. I need some help stripping my wallpaper. Wages will only be tea and chocolate digestives though. Warnock could paste the new paper as well.

you are very brave to take these two 

[JUAN PABLO]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

where the f**k is MON when you need him . Pubehead tosser

[maidstonevillain]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

I'll take Hutton on loan. I need some help stripping my wallpaper. Wages will only be tea and chocolate digestives though. Warnock could paste the new paper as well.

It's probably the best offer they have received this window.

[Clampy]

Who the cowing hell is Wilfred Bony?

Fair play to Lambert, at least he's casting his net farther and wider than past managers. It's quite refreshing actually.

I reckon the Dempsey to Liverpool deal is done. They need someone in now they've let Carroll, Spearing and Adam go.

[danlanza]

Has every H&V member taken the day of work today ?
Bloody hell, there is some keyboard action going on.
Is the country going into melt down because those that are at work are not doing anything apart from looking at the transfer market ?
Just asking like.
You need to be able to type 30000 words a second at the moment to get a post on here !!

[Jim Shoes]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

I'll take Hutton on loan. I need some help stripping my wallpaper. Wages will only be tea and chocolate digestives though. Warnock could paste the new paper as well.

Are you fuckin mad? waste good chocolate digestives on that jock thug! give him the broken bits!!!

[JUAN PABLO]

It was interesting listening to Sean Dyche this morning on SSN.  He described how fast moving these sorts of stories can be.  Disapointing that we are not getting Dempsey.  I'd like him because he scores goals and is a consistent player.  Hopefully, Vila have their eyes on a plan B of the same sort of player.  He'd link with Darren Bent really well.  The other issue for me is that he's similar in his play to Ireland.  Does this mean that Ireland is offski?

Ireland is different player  to Dempsey

Agreed.

If we did sign Dempsey, I think he'd play up front with Bent leaving Ireland to spearhead the midfield diamond.

Mouthwatering   ;(    now wheres my bloody opal fruits

[Steve67]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

I'll take Hutton on loan. I need some help stripping my wallpaper. Wages will only be tea and chocolate digestives though. Warnock could paste the new paper as well.

It's probably the best offer they have received this window.

Can you imagine the mess they'd make?  Be like watching Bam Bam and Pebbles.

[sidcowans10]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

It could be a challenge for the teams on the next series of the Apprentice

[nigel]

From the guardian. Sorry if posted elsewhere, not going to scroll through hunting.

"Villa have become frustrated with Genk's refusal to negotiate and have made it clear to the Belgian club that they have no intention of submitting
 another offer and that they are prepared to pursue other options.

Benteke, 21, has made up his mind that he wants to join Villa and is understood to be exploring a legal loophole in his contract to try
 to make the move happen."

[Rudy Can't Fail]

It looks like the Dale Stephens move will happen once Charlton agree with Southampton for Dean Hammond.

[LeeB]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

I'll take Hutton on loan. I need some help stripping my wallpaper. Wages will only be tea and chocolate digestives though. Warnock could paste the new paper as well.

He'd only end up clumsily pulling it down.

[JB1811]

What happened to selling Warnock and Hutton?

It'll take on hell of a salesman to move those two on.

I'll take Hutton on loan. I need some help stripping my wallpaper. Wages will only be tea and chocolate digestives though. Warnock could paste the new paper as well.

It's probably the best offer they have received this window.

Would you trust them not to f*%ck it up?