Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Irish villain]

Were in for Benayoun according to Sky!!!

Sky Sports understands West Ham and Aston Villa are trying to sign Chelsea's Yossi Benayoun on loan.

Fingers crossed...We are going for all the Bs.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

2 in I reckon. Zarate and Batfink.

[Chris Smith]

I was hoping to sit with tea at pc with SSN on all day. But I've got 6m3 of wood

Very impressive but how do you get close enough to the screen?

[gervilla]

Pete Colley is at Bodymoor Heath for the day.
PL press conference in half an hour.

[Irish villain]

I love our new manager. Here he is spot on again. He wants the players who have a winning attitude. http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/aston-villa-fc/aston-villa-news/2012/08/31/aston-villa-paul-lambert-warns-newcomers-not-to-be-complacent-97319-31734927/

[andyh]

Were in for Benayoun according to Sky!!!

Sky Sports understands West Ham and Aston Villa are trying to sign Chelsea's Yossi Benayoun on loan.

Thats more fucking like it

[Malandro]

I was hoping to sit with tea at pc with SSN on all day. But I've got 6m3 of wood

Very impressive but how do you get close enough to the screen?

oh dear!

[supertom]

Were in for Benayoun according to Sky!!!

Sky Sports understands West Ham and Aston Villa are trying to sign Chelsea's Yossi Benayoun on loan.

Thats more fucking like it

I think he'd go to West Ham to be honest. They love him there. And it's in London. We might be lucky though.

[QBVILLA]

We'll end up with Kenwyne Jones

[Concrete John]

Were in for Benayoun according to Sky!!!

Sky Sports understands West Ham and Aston Villa are trying to sign Chelsea's Yossi Benayoun on loan.

Thats more fucking like it

I think he'd go to West Ham to be honest. They love him there. And it's in London. We might be lucky though.

As a midfielder in a Sam Allerdyce team he might be worried about getting a bad neck as he sees the ball fly over him all the time.

[pr_N'villa]

Birmingham mail reporting we have enquired about a 'mystery striker' and then some rubbish about owen wanting to stay in the premier league!

[LeeB]

Birmingham mail reporting we have enquired about a 'mystery striker' and then some rubbish about owen wanting to stay in the premier league!

Could be Fulchester's invisible striker, Johnny X.

[Mazrim]

A mystery striker would be ideal. Defenders wont know how to play him if they dont know who he is. I wonder what his costume will look like?
I reckon a purple mask and cape ensemble with black trim and silver embroidered question marks.

[JB1811]

Birmingham mail reporting we have enquired about a 'mystery striker' and then some rubbish about owen wanting to stay in the premier league!

Dont our physios have enough work trying to get Gabby fit without adding another sicknote to the squad?

[Jimmy Rimmer]

A mystery striker would be ideal. Defenders wont know how to play him if they dont know who he is. I wonder what his costume will look like?
I reckon a purple mask and cape ensemble with black trim and silver embroidered question marks.

That's a bit specific. You've thought about that a lot haven't you.