Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Mazrim]

Re: Benteke...

Villa is all like "£5m" and they like, "fuck you man £15m", so we all like "£6m rising to £7.5m" and some shit and they like, "we aint taking no less than £11m Dawg" so we like "awwww, shit, £7m rising to £8.5m" and they like "aaaiiiiiighht".
You dig?

[dave.woodhall]

Re: Benteke...

Villa is all like "£5m" and they like, "fuck you man £15m", so we all like "£6m rising to £7.5m" and some shit and they like, "we aint taking no less than £11m Dawg" so we like "awwww, shit, £7m rising to £8.5m" and they like "aaaiiiiiighht".
You dig?

Why do I have a mental image of Richard Madeley doing Ali G?

[Steve67]

Benteke, Bowery, NZonzi and Stephens would be dandy, with a subsidised Warnock and Hutton going to Blackburn in the deal. About where they belong.

I'd be more than happy with that. Bowery deal all but done apparently.  Desperate for a DCM and another first choice striker. I reckon we'll only do two more tomorrow though.  Hopefully Benteke and the DCM.

[OCD]

If Villa and Genk can't agree a fee for Benteke, I wonder if we'll get him on loan so that a fee can be agreed without the stress of making the deal before the deadline.

[Pete3206]

Why loan Fonz out again ?

Because he's not very good?

Ok. Has he been given a real chance ?

Yes

[Perry Barr Pet]

Why loan Fonz out again ?

Because he's not very good?

Ok. Has he been given a real chance ?

Yes

Yes

[OCD]

Re: Benteke...

Villa is all like "£5m" and they like, "fuck you man £15m", so we all like "£6m rising to £7.5m" and some shit and they like, "we aint taking no less than £11m Dawg" so we like "awwww, shit, £7m rising to £8.5m" and they like "aaaiiiiiighht".
You dig?

You negotiate for a living don't you.

[Irish villain]

Benteke, Bowery, NZonzi and Stephens would be dandy, with a subsidised Warnock and Hutton going to Blackburn in the deal. About where they belong.

Yes Please!!!!

[Mazrim]

Re: Benteke...

Villa is all like "£5m" and they like, "fuck you man £15m", so we all like "£6m rising to £7.5m" and some shit and they like, "we aint taking no less than £11m Dawg" so we like "awwww, shit, £7m rising to £8.5m" and they like "aaaiiiiiighht".
You dig?

You negotiate for a living don't you.

I'm married. So, yes.

[ozzjim]

Re: Benteke...

Villa is all like "£5m" and they like, "fuck you man £15m", so we all like "£6m rising to £7.5m" and some shit and they like, "we aint taking no less than £11m Dawg" so we like "awwww, shit, £7m rising to £8.5m" and they like "aaaiiiiiighht".
You dig?

You negotiate for a living don't you.

I'm married. So, yes.

And you negotiate?? Brave soul.

[Mazrim]

Heart of a fucking Lion.
Not the one from Wizard of Oz either.
You know... James Hetfield.

[Karl Bridges]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-prepare-to-sign-christian-1289072?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

[dave.woodhall]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/aston-villa-prepare-to-sign-christian-1289072?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Yup, number four of their deals that will happen shows they've got their finger on the pulse.

[davisa]

I was up at Goodison park last night as my friend is on loan at Leyton Orient... Victor Anichebe would be perfect for us.. Quick, strong, great movement and a powerful shot, no1 gets near him on his day he's that much of a brick shit house.. Think it's too late but i'd have liked to have seen him in C&B

[ozzjim]

You would have thought a quick re write of that could have been cobbled together.

I would love Zarate on loan as a late extra to it all.