Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[mr underhill]

 has the boy bowery been bagged yet?

[Irish villain]

Thought there'd have been some activity since I logged in a few hours ago. It would seem as though my optimism was misplaced.

Fingers crossed for tonight and tomorrow.

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All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

[pauliewalnuts]

All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Because I'd spent the previous three months tossing around, getting pissed and chasing women I was never going to get anywhere with rather than working?

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All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Because I'd spent the previous three months tossing around, getting pissed and chasing women I was never going to get anywhere with rather than working?

Exactly!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

My friend claims Federico Macheda has just checked into The Cube hotel in Brum. I am adding this to the thread with absolute awareness of the 'Lies and absolute crap' potential of this rumour.

Source: Some knuckledragger on Smalldickalliance.com who cleans the toilets there reckons he saw him in the hotel.

There's a few clubs sniffing around trying to bring Federico Macheda in on loan. After his twitter outburst, I can't see him going back to QPR. He played last night for the Gloryhunters Reserves, scoring both goals.

[Risso]

All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Because I'd spent the previous three months tossing around, getting pissed and chasing women I was never going to get anywhere with rather than working?

Same here.  Looks like our signings will be of the same sort of quality as my essays were as the result of all that procrastination, ie low 2:2s!

[mr underhill]

bowery, anyone??

[rjp]

All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Because I'd spent the previous three months tossing around, getting pissed and chasing women I was never going to get anywhere with rather than working?

Add a housemate who was liberal with Amsterdam's finest smokables and I think we're in agreement

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All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Because I'd spent the previous three months tossing around, getting pissed and chasing women I was never going to get anywhere with rather than working?

Same here.  Looks like our signings will be of the same sort of quality as my essays were as the result of all that procrastination, ie low 2:2s!

I did an essay on the origins of Communism in China in around four hours and bagged an 80 on it.

There's still time for Lambert to down a Snakey B, smash a first year and bag us a beast before the window shuts. 

[levico]

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There's still time for Lambert to down a Snakey B, smash a first year and bag us a beast before the window shuts. 
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What? Time for me to retire I think.

[jembob]

All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Try working in sales - it's like this every month. Tomorrow I've got the double stress of the transfer window and trying to close most of this month's business. They always leave it until the last day.

[adrenachrome]

bowery, anyone??

Yeah. someone will end up with him.

[JJ-AV]

All these people who say why leave it to the last minute, I'll ask you this.

When you were at Uni and you had your three months to do an essay, why was it that you only pulled your finger out a few days before and actually got down the library?

Because I'd spent the previous three months tossing around, getting pissed and chasing women I was never going to get anywhere with rather than working?

Add a housemate who was liberal with Amsterdam's finest smokables and I think we're in agreement

Christ, I miss Uni. already.

[Tom_Mc9?]

Source: Some knuckledragger on Smalldickalliance.com who cleans the toilets there reckons he saw him in the hotel.

There's a few clubs sniffing around trying to bring Federico Macheda in on loan. After his twitter outburst, I can't see him going back to QPR. He played last night for the Gloryhunters Reserves, scoring both goals.

I knew it was far-fetched to say the least, but thought I'd mention it. Wouldn't want him anyway - hardly a world-beater is he? I'll ignore any comparisons to the Chesterfield striker we are getting.