Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[BedsVillain]

I posted this video on VT a few minutes ago, if you want to see the good and not so good parts to Benteke's game. The video is about 9 minutes long all from one game, where he scores two and set up the third in a 3-0 win. But there's a few suspect moments too.

[Caiphus]

Kendrick has tweeted it about Benteke and he isn't often wrong.

[oldham_villa]

My mate, who is a Oldham Athletic season ticket holder, just texted me this about Stephens;

"Mate, he's alright, but he's not a prem player i don't reckon. Too lightweight, got a good left boot. I'd say Fabian Delph is 5x better and I hate the cnut. He went missing when we were struggling, can't see him getting stuck in enough to unsettle prem midfields. I worry for both of us this year pal".

Nick

[ozzjim]

That video made me want Kevin De Bruyne who is on loan from Chelsea at Bremen.

[KRS]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

[Irish villain]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

He's Bent-eske.....

I'll get my coat.

[eamonn]

Too lazy to watch the nine minutes...what are the suspect parts of his game?

[Monty]

Guardian now reporting that we've made a bid - and real Guardian staff as well, not just the Reuters repetition they use when they don't believe a story. They're rarely wrong when they commit, so I think we can now safely say this isn't bollocks.

My mate, who is a Oldham Athletic season ticket holder, just texted me this about Stephens;

"Mate, he's alright, but he's not a prem player i don't reckon. Too lightweight, got a good left boot. I'd say Fabian Delph is 5x better and I hate the cnut. He went missing when we were struggling, can't see him getting stuck in enough to unsettle prem midfields. I worry for both of us this year pal".

Nick

In fairness to your mate Nick, there's a reason Paul Lambert's our manager and he's not. But we'll see.

[Doorbell]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

He's Bent-eske.....

I'll get my coat.

I was going to say that the shot he missed made him look bent-heskey...

[oldham_villa]

Agreed mate, just thought it would give people an idea on the sort of player he is.

[Louzie0]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

He's Bent-eske.....

I'll get my coat.

I was going to say that the shot he missed made him look bent-heskey...

He certainly made Emile of it

[Irish villain]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

He's Bent-eske.....

I'll get my coat.

I was going to say that the shot he missed made him look bent-heskey...

He certainly made Emile of it

He'd have certainly made a Emile of things if we had had Young, Bent and Keane at the club all at the same time....

[Doorbell]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

He's Bent-eske.....

I'll get my coat.

I was going to say that the shot he missed made him look bent-heskey...

He certainly made Emile of it

Good work 

[Irish villain]

From the little of seen of him so far, Benteke looks very similar to Bent in how he plays, the goals he scores and chances he misses.

He's Bent-eske.....

I'll get my coat.

I was going to say that the shot he missed made him look bent-heskey...

He certainly made Emile of it

He'd have certainly made a Emile of things if we had had Young, Bent, Keane and Randy all at the club all at the same time....

[Louzie0]

Goals look good, though and that quick little pass to lay on the third is a belter!  Hope we have got a good one, here.