Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[dave.woodhall]

Oh, you're prediction is semi tongue in cheek now is it? Will calling the owner a c*** be semi tongue in cheek if at the end of the season we are a lot better than we are now? You're acting very childishly to be calling the owner that irrespective of how you may feel about how he spends his money. He isn't a murderer or rapist. The way you are making out he's as bad as that if you are resorting to that kind of language.

I think Lerner's a c***, so I called him one.  Nothing tongue in cheek about that whatsoever.  Murderers and rapists aren't c***s, they're murderers and rapists.

If you're going to come out with stuff like that do it elsewhere, and before you say the obvious, that would also have gone for the previous chairman and about anyone else.

No problem, but I'll be sure to point out to you every time somebody gets called a c*** or a twat on here in future.  People like O'Neill, O'Leary, John Terry, Ian Robo, Thatcher etc.  I'm sure you'll be just as quick to clamp down on those, and all the times you haven't in the past were mere oversights.

You do just that. I look forward to it.

[villadelph]

We just got absolutely walloped by Everton and after the game Moyes set he is keen to sign a few more players. We are far far behind when a penny pinching club like Everton are making us look like chumps in the transfer market. Hopefully Lambert will be given a few more quid even if its only 3 or 4 million.

[brian green]

Emmanuel K*nt the German philosopher famously once said "I c*nt stand the c*nt being spouted by my brother who is a K*nt"

[Chris Jameson]

Might be worth avoiding Off Topic on the day that c... Thatcher dies.

[bertlambshank]

Might be worth avoiding Off Topic on the day that c... Thatcher dies.

Most will be to pissed to type.

[ozzjim]

Back onto transfers. You are Lambert, and have the backing to get 4 players in within wage limits, which 4 would you get?

[tarzansbrother]

NRC on a 12 month deal, Olsson from Blackburn, Carroll in a swap deal with Bent, Huddlestone for £3m.

[Ron Manager]

Back onto transfers. You are Lambert, and have the backing to get 4 players in within wage limits, which 4 would you get?

1 NRC and make him captain
2. Kenwyne Jones to make Bent happy
3. Tom Ince to make me happy
4. Patrice Evra on a seasons loan

[ozzjim]

Interesting that the first 2 say NRC. He would be on my list too. As would Jones and Ince. An attacking left back, probably Olsson would be my final pick.

[PeterWithesShin]

NRC wouldn't make my list if it had 25 players on it.

[Matt Collins]

Is this the Patrice Evra who is first choice for Manchester United?

I can't see us getting 4 players. I reckon two, perhaps three at an absolute push. I doubt we'll have mega bucks

But I would go for:

- Olsson
- A central midfielder, no question. I've never thought N'Zonzi looked that great to be honest, but he's more proven than any other option to play alongside KEA. I can't say I've ever seen Wyanma play, but I've heard good things about him? Livermore? Frimpong?

- And then ideally a forward too. Probably a target man. Can't say I have a view apart from Jones who Lambert said we're not getting. Rhodes?

[Ron Manager]

NRC wouldn't make my list if it had 25 players on it.

So who?

[pauliewalnuts]

Interesting that the first 2 say NRC. He would be on my list too. As would Jones and Ince. An attacking left back, probably Olsson would be my final pick.

NRC wouldn't be on my list if it had 200 names on it.

[luke25]

NRC is fucking shit.

[supertom]

Interesting that the first 2 say NRC. He would be on my list too. As would Jones and Ince. An attacking left back, probably Olsson would be my final pick.

This.
We're crying out for someone like Coker in midfield. People here can be as picky as they like and point at rose tinted specs, but it's true. Bring him in, give him the armband. The other option is we spend 10 million on a top central midfielder who's better but that's not gonna happen.
3-4 established players in the next week would be a good b-day present for yours truly. I think we'll sign just one though and it won't be enough.