Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[luke25]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

Carlton Cole is shit.

[richardhubbard]

Heskey more prolific than cole , he scored 2 goals in season for us!

[richard moore]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

Words fail me I have to say

[villa `cross the mersey]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

Carlton Cole is shit.

He`s not that good !

[Quiet Lion]

Cole is worse than Hutton.........well almost........

[VILLA MOLE]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

Words fail me I have to say

APRIL FOOL errrr no wait its August

[Ian.]

We just got rid of Heskey, we certainly don't want Cole.

[danlanza]

Said this before, Michael Owen ?

[Marlon From Bearwood]

Berbatov is supposedly available for £5m. QPR have been linked with him. I think he'd be great for us (if we could tempt him).

[luke25]

Said this before, Michael Owen ?

No No No, just No.

[pauliewalnuts]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

Words fail me I have to say

Me too. Except for three, "PLEASE", "GOD" and "NO!"

[danlanza]

Wage demands may be a problem with Berba though.

[Dave]

Said this before, Michael Owen ?

Were you not told last time what a ridiculous idea it was?

[spangley1812]

Wage demands may be a problem with Berba though.

I cant see how we could get Bent and Berbatov in the same team...........

[danlanza]

Said this before, Michael Owen ?

Were you not told last time what a ridiculous idea it was?

Yes. Thought i would have another go though. Same response as last time then Dave ?