Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[danlanza]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

[Steve R]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Probably from the confidence they have that even for that kind of bullshit he still won't join them.

[Ron Manager]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

[D.boy]

Cole was bad enough the first time.

[richardhubbard]

Carlton Cole, do you not remember how shit he was in 2003-04!!!

[JUAN PABLO]

is Cole 29 already . Blimey

[Ron Manager]

Carlton Cole, do you not remember how shit he was in 2003-04!!!

Are you saying hes got no ability?

[The Man With A Stick]

We didn't call him "Can't Control" for nothing.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

You must be taking the piss.

[Doorbell]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

I read it was on an 8 year deal too...

[Dante Lavelli]

Despite Gabby being out, I think we’re covered.  Or to put it another way, I do not think it is wise spending Xm over 4 years just to cover a 4-week injury.

[villastikz]

Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert.

Contribute a lot, hmm are you pulling our legs?

I'd rather us sign Cheryl Cole than Carlton Cole

He only managed to score 15 goals in the Championship and his 2 best seasons in the EPL he scored 10 goals but most seasons he scores under 5 EPL goals and his assists are just as lame as his scoring - might aswell of kept Heskey if we were to buy Cole.

[JUAN PABLO]

I love Cole

I thought he was awesome in Minder .

[john e]

West Ham are offering Carroll 100,000 quid a week to join them.

Where have they suddenly got that sort of cash from ?

Say he accepts and remember his mate Nolan is down there so that might help then perhaps Uncle Sam might let us have Carlton Cole for a minimal fee. Still only 29  Cole could contribute a lot for the club under a manager like Lambert. Hes actually got the lot except dedication to the job but say for a small fee might be worth a punt.

think you should be waiting for April 1st before you write a post like that

[Tuscans]

I would have Weimann in ahead of Cole or Carroll all day. His movement and finishing is far more important than the so so aerial ability of those 2.