Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[supertom]

Anyone remember Ravishing Rick Rude?

Yes but not as much as you do mate. You see those swinging hips every night in dreamland I'll wager.

every fucking night my friend...

[Small Rodent]

Hmm. Suddenly makes me feel better about myself being a sci-fi geek.

[supertom]

Hmm. Suddenly makes me feel better about myself being a sci-fi geek.

Nerd.
 

[PaulTheVillan]

Might get some lycra bottoms with my face on

[Mazrim]

I have some Lyrca bottoms with my bottom on.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I used to have long hair but I went bald...I mean I moved with the times and got a tidy skin head

[martyn ellis]

After three pages of rippling torsos I conclude that not much is happening on the transfer front then - so I'll get back to work.

[VillaAlways]

After three pages of rippling torsos I conclude that not much is happening on the transfer front then - so I'll get back to work.

It's like being on the Sunderland transfer forum

[Damo70]

I think if you have a problem with people talking absolute bollocks that is completely unrelated to the thread title, you're on the wrong site.

While ponytails are not really my thing, I usually enjoy H&V's random tangents, so by all means, carry on.

You can't beat random tangents on a thread. Thankfully my eleven year old son has gone off American wrestling in the last year or so. Now I don't have to look solemn and interested when he is telling me what Big Show did to The Miz or what Umaga did to The Undertaker. Now he is into PES and FIFA at least I know what he is talking about when he tells me who he has bought in the transfer window. In the absence of anything happening in the real world I might have to keep this thread updated with his transfer moves.

[Concrete John]

Tell him to sign Heskey on a free - he's probably the only one that will!!

[Damo70]

Not likely to happen judging by how much he laughed when I showed him the mock-up on here of the SSN story about Barcelona signing Heskey for big money.

[villastikz]

Odds on Jermain Defoe from William Hill

Reading 6/4
QPR   9/2
Aston Villa 7/1
Liverpool 8/1
West Ham 8/1
Fulham 12/1

[Concrete John]

They'll soon change once his uncle 'arry gets a new job.

[villastikz]

They'll soon change once his uncle 'arry gets a new job.

Didn't know Defoe was Russian 

[ozzjim]

How do you block seeing tweets from certain people on a #avfc search? there is a bloke that posts complete crap on there and annoys me.