Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Bas Dost is a brilliant brilliant name, regardless of his quality as a player.

Das Boot is a fine film and the main reason why I joined the Nazi Party.

[damon loves JT]

Bas Dost is a brilliant brilliant name, regardless of his quality as a player.

Das Boot is a fine film and the main reason why I joined the Nazi Party.

Bas Dost sounds like the headline act at an `Easter All Dayer.' The kind that's publicised by tatty flyers taped to traffic lights in Brixton.

I've no idea what an `Easter all-dayer' is. The only thing I ever do all day at Easter is decorating.

[Brend'Watkins]

He sounds like a player who would fit in quite well with our lot at Bodymore Heath. He'll be moaning about the training regime no doubt.  Prepare for the headline

Bas Dost protest too much.

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

He sounds like a player who would fit in quite well with our lot at Bodymore Heath. He'll be moaning about the training regime no doubt.  Prepare for the headline

Bas Dost protest too much.

Well done!

[luke25]

Giroud is an absolute goal machine, his next move will be of £15m+ so that rules us out, Bas Dost is good on Fifa.

[damon loves JT]

Well, from the look of him on youtube I'd let him take penalties

[Tom wintle]

i have no clue about this but it suggests that ireland is leaving! http://www.goal.com/en/news/13/united-states/2012/03/19/2978150/agent-michael-ballack-would-love-to-play-for-new-york-red?

[ozzjim]

Strange that Michael Ballacks agent is claiming that Stephen Ireland is joining New York Red Bulls

[SoccerHQ]

Giroud is an absolute goal machine, his next move will be of £15m+ so that rules us out, Bas Dost is good on Fifa.

Is Giroud not just another flash in the pan?

There's been French strikers before who everyone has been raving about....Gignac (who's looked hopeless everytime I've seen him play for France), Guilleme Horau who hasn't amounted to much and Loic Remy who dosen't look that great to me at Marseille.

You can pick up some great midfielders from the French league but I think I'd steer clear of strikers.

[PeterWithe]

Bas Dost is good on Fifa.

Does he score fifty goals a season in front of a hundred and twenty thousand crowds at St Andrews?

[BedsVillain]

Well, from the look of him on youtube I'd let him take penalties

He's scored another 9 goals since that video was uploaded. Would be great to tie up a double swoop for Dost and his team mate Luciano Narsingh, he's the no.24 who set up most of the goals in that video, both absolutely cracking players!

[pauliewalnuts]

Strange that Michael Ballacks agent is claiming that Stephen Ireland is joining New York Red Bulls

That is a frankly bizarre article.

[KevinGage]

It has quotes, but isn't goal.com about as credible as Terry Wig-on's hair don't?

[Holtemeister]

Well, from the look of him on youtube I'd let him take penalties

Yeah all well and good but Doesnt seem to contribute much to the team

[Mazrim]

Except score all their goals.