Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[BedsVillain]

If they're cheap sign them both up.

Could have definitely have got them both this summer for the price of a Charles N'Zogbia, probably less wages combined too! This has to be the way we conduct our transfers from now on if we want value for money and any success.

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Have we been quite strongly linked with him?

He mentioned us by name in an interview in the Dutch press as an interested party for his signature this summer. Oh and he's just completed his hattrick with another great poachers finish. Two great assists from Narsingh too. I know there will be some who will shoot me down, but this lad does look mustard, albeit in Holland. He does everything Bent does plus more...just saying. Oh and he looks as good as Huntelaar or RVP did when they played in Holland, not flash in the pan good like Alves did before going to the smoggies. Only 22 as well.

Always amazes me how people know so much about players from all around the world. It must cost you some money to be able to watch these players all the time. I imagine you have no job because you wouldn't have time to go and look at how these players perform if you did. As for the money to travel, you must be loaded. Ever thought of investing in Villa?

[TheSandman]

Were you one of Pubehead's 'scouts'?

Just because you have too much of a life to watch games from other countries doesn't mean that others don't. I also think you will find that most major European leagues are televised here and that they even play on weekends so you don't even need to forego work.

[BedsVillain]

Have we been quite strongly linked with him?

He mentioned us by name in an interview in the Dutch press as an interested party for his signature this summer. Oh and he's just completed his hattrick with another great poachers finish. Two great assists from Narsingh too. I know there will be some who will shoot me down, but this lad does look mustard, albeit in Holland. He does everything Bent does plus more...just saying. Oh and he looks as good as Huntelaar or RVP did when they played in Holland, not flash in the pan good like Alves did before going to the smoggies. Only 22 as well.

Always amazes me how people know so much about players from all around the world. It must cost you some money to be able to watch these players all the time. I imagine you have no job because you wouldn't have time to go and look at how these players perform if you did. As for the money to travel, you must be loaded. Ever thought of investing in Villa?

Oh dear did someone lose their shirt on the National today, pick that lip up sunshine. Not that it's any of your fucking business, but I watch these games from 'all around the world' on the Bet365 live streaming thats available to it's customers. Handily I can watch the little screen as I happily get on with my work from home. It certainly beats paying the Murdoch Mafia £30 a month to watch Wolves vs Blackburn on a wet Monday night!
As for investing in Villa I think I give enough as it is...

[BedsVillain]

Were you one of Pubehead's 'scouts'?

Just because you have too much of a life to watch games from other countries doesn't mean that others don't. I also think you will find that most major European leagues are televised here and that they even play on weekends so you don't even need to forego work.

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[luke25]

Have we been quite strongly linked with him?

He mentioned us by name in an interview in the Dutch press as an interested party for his signature this summer. Oh and he's just completed his hattrick with another great poachers finish. Two great assists from Narsingh too. I know there will be some who will shoot me down, but this lad does look mustard, albeit in Holland. He does everything Bent does plus more...just saying. Oh and he looks as good as Huntelaar or RVP did when they played in Holland, not flash in the pan good like Alves did before going to the smoggies. Only 22 as well.

Always amazes me how people know so much about players from all around the world. It must cost you some money to be able to watch these players all the time. I imagine you have no job because you wouldn't have time to go and look at how these players perform if you did. As for the money to travel, you must be loaded. Ever thought of investing in Villa?

New invention called the Internet mate, remarkable little thing.

[dave.woodhall]

Can we please stop swearing, I'm feeling a little fragile tonight. Thank you.

[citizenDJ]

Right, thanks for the link and info. Sounds promising!

[BedsVillain]

Can we please stop swearing, I'm feeling a little fragile tonight. Thank you.

Sorry Dave, I know it's not big or clever, but it did seem to enhance my syntax at the time.

[BedsVillain]

Right, thanks for the link and info. Sounds promising!

No bother mate, he's worth watching, if that's allowed! Heerenveen were 2-0 down away from home and he turned the game around in 14 minutes! Absolute quality.

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Were you one of Pubehead's 'scouts'?

Just because you have too much of a life to watch games from other countries doesn't mean that others don't. I also think you will find that most major European leagues are televised here and that they even play on weekends so you don't even need to forego work.

Apologies. I'm a little jet lagged. I've just got back from scouting Juanita Jesus Boncangra in the 4th Division of the Peruvian league. I really think he could be the new Lionel Messi. Scores goal, can pass, take players on an runs forever. He can even make a great tackle. He said he likes Villa as well (though he may have meant the player (Ricky or David)).

[luke25]

Were you one of Pubehead's 'scouts'?

Just because you have too much of a life to watch games from other countries doesn't mean that others don't. I also think you will find that most major European leagues are televised here and that they even play on weekends so you don't even need to forego work.

Apologies. I'm a little jet lagged. I've just got back from scouting Juanita Jesus Boncangra in the 4th Division of the Peruvian league. I really think he could be the new Lionel Messi. Scores goal, can pass, take players on an runs forever. He can even make a great tackle. He said he likes Villa as well (though he may have meant the player (Ricky or David)).

Don't be fucking pathetic, he's a defender not a forward ffs.

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Have we been quite strongly linked with him?

He mentioned us by name in an interview in the Dutch press as an interested party for his signature this summer. Oh and he's just completed his hattrick with another great poachers finish. Two great assists from Narsingh too. I know there will be some who will shoot me down, but this lad does look mustard, albeit in Holland. He does everything Bent does plus more...just saying. Oh and he looks as good as Huntelaar or RVP did when they played in Holland, not flash in the pan good like Alves did before going to the smoggies. Only 22 as well.

Always amazes me how people know so much about players from all around the world. It must cost you some money to be able to watch these players all the time. I imagine you have no job because you wouldn't have time to go and look at how these players perform if you did. As for the money to travel, you must be loaded. Ever thought of investing in Villa?

New invention called the Internet mate, remarkable little thing.

Little? It's huge. Literally millions of pages there is. You want to investigate more of it, especially as everything on the Internet is so reliable and trustworthy.

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Were you one of Pubehead's 'scouts'?

Just because you have too much of a life to watch games from other countries doesn't mean that others don't. I also think you will find that most major European leagues are televised here and that they even play on weekends so you don't even need to forego work.

Apologies. I'm a little jet lagged. I've just got back from scouting Juanita Jesus Boncangra in the 4th Division of the Peruvian league. I really think he could be the new Lionel Messi. Scores goal, can pass, take players on an runs forever. He can even make a great tackle. He said he likes Villa as well (though he may have meant the player (Ricky or David)).

Don't be fucking pathetic, he's a defender not a forward ffs.

Now who's the "Pubehead" moving players out of the proper positions into ones they shouldn't be in? He was a forward in the 20 matches I saw him in.

[luke25]

Have we been quite strongly linked with him?

He mentioned us by name in an interview in the Dutch press as an interested party for his signature this summer. Oh and he's just completed his hattrick with another great poachers finish. Two great assists from Narsingh too. I know there will be some who will shoot me down, but this lad does look mustard, albeit in Holland. He does everything Bent does plus more...just saying. Oh and he looks as good as Huntelaar or RVP did when they played in Holland, not flash in the pan good like Alves did before going to the smoggies. Only 22 as well.

Always amazes me how people know so much about players from all around the world. It must cost you some money to be able to watch these players all the time. I imagine you have no job because you wouldn't have time to go and look at how these players perform if you did. As for the money to travel, you must be loaded. Ever thought of investing in Villa?

New invention called the Internet mate, remarkable little thing.

Little? It's huge. Literally millions of pages there is. You want to investigate more of it, especially as everything on the Internet is so reliable and trustworthy.

I know, thats how I met my girlfriend, and if you take away the beard and piercing through her scrotum then she looks almost identical to her photo.