Blackburn Rovers v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[phantom limb]

I reckon Blackburn will win this comfortably, a couple of corners and a big bloke nodding it in while we cower in our own penalty area for the entire game. 3-0 to them.

[woody4866]

0-0 bore draw

were gonna draw our way to safety

[Nirog72]

3-1 Blackburn as the implosion continues. Don't care who scores. Not feeling cheerful or positive about the Villa at the moment and to think after a hard weeks work I used to look forward to matches.

[atomicjam]

Sadly I think we will lose this one. 1-0 Blackburn win.

[PeterWithesShin]

This will either be a turgid 0-0 maybe someone will score a scrappy goal (probably from a set piece which rules us out) to win 1-0. Or it will be a thrillfest along the lines of the 6-4.

[Pete3206]

Defeat.

[CJ]

Fear we'll lose this 2-0. Yakubu will be a bigger threat from corners than anything Wigan offered from the 14 they had, and McLeish doesn't seem to know how to get us to attack. Having lost Bent and Keane he'll be so scared of losing he'll shut up shop before the team get on the bus, and we'll probably see Heskey, Herd, Petrov, Gardner and Hutton in midfield.

Highlight will be which set of supporters gives their manager the most stick.

[The Man With A Stick]

0-6 away win.  Hat-tricks apiece for our attacking fullbacks, Hutton and Warnock.

Nuuuuuurrrrrse!

[Rip Van We Go Again]

2-0 to Blackburn.

11 men behind the ball, McLeish proclaims that we were unlucky and bemoans the one single chance we have that Collins heads 20 feet over the bar.

Mr Lerner Sir calls a surprise press conference where he reminds everybody about the glowing letter he received off Alex Ferguson, then goes into meltdown as he drop his trousers and wanks furiously all over the letter, which now looks as old and crusty as the original Magna Carta.

Club ashtray on a motorbike Faulkner rushes over to intervene, but slips on a pool of Lerner Jism and skids into a shocked Gabby who tears ligaments and is then out for the season.

All this is trumped by the discovery of Peter Grants corpse in the dressing room, sans underwear with an orange stuffed into his mouth.

[Nirog72]

RVB - do you write for Eastenders?

[manic-road]

Lose 2-1 Gabby to score.

[Des Little]

Can only see us losing this one. 2-0 with the Yak getting both.

[Doorbell]

2-0 to Blackburn.

11 men behind the ball, McLeish proclaims that we were unlucky and bemoans the one single chance we have that Collins heads 20 feet over the bar.

Mr Lerner Sir calls a surprise press conference where he reminds everybody about the glowing letter he received off Alex Ferguson, then goes into meltdown as he drop his trousers and wanks furiously all over the letter, which now looks as old and crusty as the original Magna Carta.

Club ashtray on a motorbike Faulkner rushes over to intervene, but slips on a pool of Lerner Jism and skids into a shocked Gabby who tears ligaments and is then out for the season.

All this is trumped by the discovery of Peter Grants corpse in the dressing room, sans underwear with an orange stuffed into his mouth.

All this just to cover up the glorious mistake they made with the appointment of amc and avoid acknowledging this fact...

[wombat]

Aston Villa 0

[Phil from the upper holte]

We will be shit and lose