AVFC statement - McLeish sacked.

[woody4866]

I said before that I wanted him shot - sacking was too good

After playing the mighty Wigan I have changed my mind

I want him beaten with heavy blunt instruments until he crawls back to Stan Andrews

He is just a useless tw@ that should not be allowed in B6

Him and Billy McNeil have too much in common for my liking - fook him off now, it may not be to late

No need for this.

Sorry - I apologise

just shoot the c*nt and have it over and done with, no need to drag it out

Woody, that is still way out of order.

OK - If I can`t have him shot or beaten with heavy blunt instruments, what can I have?

[PeterWithe]

How about putting him a room with a bottle of whiskey, a Smith & Wesson and an ever looping tape of yesterdays game?

I know what Id do.

[villajk]

You can kidnap him and drive him to some remote place and leave him there without a compass.  He won't have a clue which direction to go in,just like his football tactics.

[Ian.]

You can kidnap him and drive him to some remote place and leave him there without a compass.  He won't have a clue which direction to go in,just like his football tactics.

I thought you said for a minute drive him to a remote place and leave him with Compass which is far worse than beating him with a blunt instrument.

[woody4866]

all very admirable ideas lads
but where is the suffering - there`s no suffering unlike what we are enduring week in week out

I want him suffering

[Eigentor]

I really am not too concerned that we will be relegated, I just cant see it. With that in mind 'd sack him now, although to be fair there has never been a point when I wouldn't have sacked him, and put in McDonald to the end of the season to see what he can do whilst seeking out alternatives who haven't got a CV that screams 'unsuitable'.

I, too, cannot see us getting relegated - this season. What may be happening, is that people are growing tired of the quality of football (and the ever-diminishing hope of it improving) and justifies their frustration and anger by overstating the possibility of relegation. We're 15th in the league, 8 points above the drop - and 14th in the form table (based on the last 8 matches). We're heading towards being the worst of the rest (ie. those who cannot hope for Europe or need to fear relegation), not towards the drop.

[Stu]

all very admirable ideas lads
but where is the suffering - there`s no suffering unlike what we are enduring week in week out

I want him suffering

Make him pay £4,000 every week to watch paint dry for an hour and a half.

[Legion]

He has to watch us aswell.

[TheSandman]

all very admirable ideas lads
but where is the suffering - there`s no suffering unlike what we are enduring week in week out

I want him suffering

Fly him out to Barcelona, get him the best season ticket seat at the Nou Camp. All that intricate passing, attacking football, skillful footballers and so on will be anathema to him. He'll fucking hate it. 'That's not the way you are supposed to play football!' he'll complain. 'Where is the defensive striker who falls over all the time? Where are the fullbacks who nearly cripple opponents and cannot defend?' he'll ask.

[woody4866]

He has to watch us aswell.

yes - BUT he likes what he`s watching - he probably thinks its fooking Brazil knowing him?

[villajk]

You can kidnap him and drive him to some remote place and leave him there without a compass.  He won't have a clue which direction to go in,just like his football tactics.

I thought you said for a minute drive him to a remote place and leave him with Compass which is far worse than beating him with a blunt instrument.

Damn, why didn't I think of that.

[villajk]

all very admirable ideas lads
but where is the suffering - there`s no suffering unlike what we are enduring week in week out

I want him suffering

He'll suffer at Ewood if he tries the same trick as yesterday.

[villajk]

He has to watch us aswell.

yes - BUT he likes what he`s watching - he probably thinks its fooking Brazil knowing him?

Good point.  We need a cunning plan.  Where's Baldrick when you need him?

[Doorbell]

all very admirable ideas lads
but where is the suffering - there`s no suffering unlike what we are enduring week in week out

I want him suffering

Just make him watch the villa whilst he's sober, the post alcoholic fear and loathing will take care of the rest (I'm assuming he's had a dram too many of whiskey before each match...it's the only explanation I can think of).

[PeterWithesShin]

Keown thinks the villa fans need to lower their expectations: http://www.sundaymercury.net/midlands-sport/aston-villa-fc/aston-villa-fc-news/2012/02/26/martin-keown-says-aston-villa-fans-need-a-reality-check-66331-30407347/

Did you know Keown is Gareth Bale's dad? That's what happens when you have a one night stand with Zira.