Well if it happens, I'll be repeating "Heroes and Villains. New issue out today. The Villa fanzine. Only £2. Support your team." at the top of my voice ad nauseum.
I found thisWe was there at 10 to 3, Big Wazza told me and Dazzy G to get their early and get the chanting going, me little brother was dragged along too and all he could say was you promised me chips and im hungry any way Fart Breath Mike and his mate that doesnt wash much Frowsty Mark came along the Trinity and the chanting started Alex Mcleish is a ginger bluenose that bought a laugh.Next thing the cops showed up in two vans and we were outnumbered 32 to 8, they asked who the ring leader was and we explained that Big Wazza had to go to Tescos for his mum and was running late. It was just then that Bogey Face Paul, Sewerage Bob and Spider turned up in his spider man outfit. We asked what the fuck yer doing wearing that, its not the end of the season you know. Spider just started running around and jumping in the air, he had obviously been at the crystal meth again. I dont think spider even supports The Villa, in fact the bloke is so off his face I dont think he even watches football. Then Fat Dave and Stupid Frank turned up with a banner with Alex Mcleish in a Blues Shirt, well it was supposed to be Alex Mcleish but it looked like Mr Burns off the Simpsons.The lettering was great though GET BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG and there was a drawing of a Pig in a pen with ST Andrews written at the bottom,although it looked more like a pink cow.Eventually Big Wozza came running along out of breath with his arms full of leaflets but tripped over on the curb and the leaflets got blown all over the place. The last thing we heard as he was put in the back of the police transit was get those fucking leaflets handed out no one moved so I took me brother to get some chips.
Then Fat Dave and Stupid Frank turned up
Seen this post on there,AM is a tactical dimwit. Not once has he played a midfielder or anyone else out of position at right-back. He also doesn't sound Irish or look like Martin O'Neill 2012-02-08 10:05:22, Chris Smith, csmith34@blueyonder.co.uk,, With you all the way, 38, is this why Chris Smith hasn't put anything on here yet.
From the website. Is this a wind up or what?-------------------------------------------------7. am writing a message on my ol bed sheet for mcleish to yous at the protest on sundee before the many citee gameitz gunna say beg eck out please go home to small heath UTVIll bring sum crayola and biros to the protest if anyone needs um2012-02-08 15:42:37, Louise bbz, Chelmsley Wood,
This is better.----------------18. Get behind the team!You gutless bunch of whining little ninnies! How is standing about on the carpark waving sheets going to help? It makes us look stupid and pathetic.We are likely to get torn to shreds by Man City this weekend, and the boys need all the help we can give them.Whatever happened to us being the twelfth man?Get behind the team! 2012-02-08 15:10:36, Nige the Impaler, nige.impaler277@hotmail.com, Selly Oak, 37,
Quote from: Dave McLark Five on February 08, 2012, 10:08:17 PMThis is better.----------------18. Get behind the team!You gutless bunch of whining little ninnies! How is standing about on the carpark waving sheets going to help? It makes us look stupid and pathetic.We are likely to get torn to shreds by Man City this weekend, and the boys need all the help we can give them.Whatever happened to us being the twelfth man?Get behind the team! 2012-02-08 15:10:36, Nige the Impaler, nige.impaler277@hotmail.com, Selly Oak, 37, Jeez who uses the word "ninnies" these days?