are we auditioning for a new game show 'Can't Defend, Won't Defend', hosted by Dion Dublin (in the Ainsley role) whereby the Villa back 4 are put into various comedy defending postions by some complete clowns off the street with a tesco bag full of organic peppers and some smoked mackrel. the more fuck ups they make the more Dion has to try and stop Dunny eating all the food, Hutton from tattooing the contests, Cueller slide tackling everything that moves and Warnock suffocating himself by accident with one of the bags...... pissing useless!